Thursday, June 30, 2011

I PAWTIED HARD

I partied HARD
I PARTIED long
I partied MORNING til night
I partied straight til DAWN

Then I WOKE up and started to prance
Then I woke up and did a little DANCE
Then I woke up and turned a CIRCLE
Then I woke UP and ran a bit more

I ATE some goodies
I ate some more
I ate a bag of dog TREATS
I ate cookies til I ROARED

Then I CRASHED from the party
Then I crashed from the DANCE
Then I crashed FROM the food
Then I CRASHED too pooped to poo


I had the BEST BLOGIVERSARY in the HISTORY of BLOGVILLE! Thanks to all who helped me celebrate. I am just gonna rest a little while longer and then get back to ORCHESTRATING the finals of the Noodles Mad Lib contest. The entries were all so good I am tempted to present EVFURRYone with the WIN. But that will cost Mommy a GAZILLION greenpapers and that won't do. Sooooooooooooooo
a DECISION will be made by tomorrow (FRIDAY).

LOVE YOU ALL

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The Contestants for Noodles' Mad Libs ARE







Ladies and Gentlemen, Pugs and Dogs, Cats and assorted animals, 
I am here to announce the contestants for the FIRST EVER FIRST BLOGIVERSARY CONTEST
NOODLES' MAD LIBS

Check back on Friday July 1, 2011 to find out who will be the WINNER


HAPPY 1 YEAR BLOGIVERSARY

 

I CANNOT believe it has been ONE YEAR since I wrote my first post for A Bowl of Noodles! Time sure flies. I have a lot of fun sharing MY WORLD with all of my new FURiends (151 of you!!!!!) and some maybe-some-day-furiends.

Thank you to everyone who entered the contest Noodles' Mad Libs. Mom's still compiling the entries so check back later today to see what contestants sent me
.
Good Luck to all of you. Winners will be announced on Friday July 1, 2011.

In honor of my Blogiversary I have re-written one of my favorite Beatles' song "Birthday."

You say it's MY BLOGIVERSARY
It's been ONE YEAR too, yeah
They say it's MY BLOGIVERSARY
Got 151 FOLLOWERS too, yeah
I'm glad it's MY BLOGIVERSARY
Happy BLOGIVERSARY to ME.

Yes we're going to a PAWty PAWty
Yes we're going to a PAWty PAWty
Yes we're going to a PAWty PAWty

I will write another POEM (BLOGIVERSARY)
Make it Funny and some (BLOGIVERSARY)
I will write it in VERSE (BLOGIVERSARY)
POEMMMMMMMMMMM

I like to write a POST (BLOGIVERSARY)
Take a WALK around the Park (BLOGIVERSARY)
I might a PAWTY host (BLOGIVERSARY)
BARRRRRRRRKKKKKKK

You say it's MY BLOGIVERSARY
It's been ONE YEAR too, yeah
They say it's MY BLOGIVERSARY
Got 151 FOLLOWERS too, yeah
I'm glad it's MY BLOGIVERSARY
Happy BLOGIVERSARY to ME.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The Pawfect Present




As you know from last Friday's blog, there are two very important events happening in the next week.
My birthday-July 4th
My FIRST Blogiversary-Tomorrow

The one present I really want is to reach 150 followers. As you can see I have 149, so I am almost there.
Hopefully it will come true. My paws are crossed.
REMINDER: I am having a BIG Blogiversary Contest called 
Noodles' Mad Libs
DEADLINE is Midnight TONIGHT
SO get those entries in!
There are PRIZES!!!!



Monday, June 27, 2011

BIG Blogiversary Contest

















Big Blogiversary Contest

In honor of my ONE YEAR BLOGIVERSARY on Wednesday, I am having a little friendly competition. All of my Blog FURiends and even just those passing through are welcome to play. I have a small goodie bag of prizes for whoever WINS.
I call this game NOODLES' MAD LIBS
The rules are simple
  1. All entries must be posted by Tuesday June 28 at Midnight Pacific time.
  2. No profanity, no unsavory innuendo, and no adult talk. One of the judges is 12 years old
  3. Fill in the BLANKS with the following
LAST NAME _________________________________________________________________

SINGULAR NOUN _____________________________________________________________

FOOD (singular) ________________________________________________________________

FOOD VERB ENDING WITH ING ________________________________________________

FAMOUS PERSON (OR PET) ____________________________________________________

FOOD VERB ENDING WITH ING ________________________________________________

NATIONAL MONUMENT _______________________________________________________

FAMOUS PERSON (OR PET) ____________________________________________________

FOOD VERB ENDING WITH ING ________________________________________________

BOOK _______________________________________________________________________

FAMOUS PERSON (OR PET) ____________________________________________________

 FOOD VERB ENDING WITH ING _________________________________________________

FAVORITE POEM ______________________________________________________________


Email your entry to noodlesthepug@aol.com. Be sure to include your name, your PAWrent's name and contact info. All entries will be posted on MY BLOGIVERSARY.
The winner will be announced Friday July 1.
All entries will be judged by an impartial jury (Auntie B and Mommy #2's work associate J)
GOOD LUCK TO ALL

    Friday, June 24, 2011

    Friday is for PLANNING

    I was talkin' to my tennis ball the other day . . .
    Yes, I said tennis ball - what of it . . .

    I have TWO big events coming up real soon
    JUNE 29 is my BLOGIVERSARY
    JULY 4 is my BIRTHDAY

    How shall I celebrate? Hmmmmm Any ideas?

    Thursday, June 23, 2011

    Backward World



    I woke up feeling a bit odd
    The world around me was all discombobulated
    I thought perhaps I was dreaming
    But my eyes were open and seeing
    I thought and I thought on it
    It could be weird or it could be legit
    Then my body was wracked by a massive sneeze
    It literally threw me up on my knees
    I realized then what was amiss
    From my back the world looks like this

    Wednesday, June 22, 2011

    The Happening

    Bad things having to do with pets have been going on in SF Bay Area
    My Mommys are reluctant to let me out of their sights for even a second!
    Here is the news story 

    story: http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_18326042?IADID=Search-www.mercurynews.com-www.mercurynews.com
     
     R.I.P
    Cookie, Tammy, Little Girl, Daisy Anne, Cinnamon, Happy and 1 more unnamed


    ( I tried to put a picture of me but Blogger seems to be broken)


    We feel deeply sorry to the owners of these pets.






    Tuesday, June 21, 2011

    Duality

    I have two Mommys who really really LOVE me
    They give me hugs and KISSES and sometimes spoil me

    I have two MOMMYS to take me on a walk
    We go around the neighborhood and sometimes to the PARK

    I have two Mommys, how LUCKY can I be?
    They'll always love and CARE for me just because I'M ME

    Monday, June 20, 2011

    Home ALONE!?!





    SIGH!!!!
    Ummmm . . . SIGH . . .
    Hi everyone. I am so PERTURBED today (still). My Mommys - BOTH of MY MOMMYS went away this weekend WITHOUT me! And I couldn't even go to Auntie B's house because Mommy #2 went somewhere WITH Auntie B. What was poor little ol me gonna do? I was so LONELY!!!!
    SIGH . . .
    Okay, I wasn't ALONE. I had Auntie's T and B watching over me and Cousins E and C to play with me and (try) to cuddle me. But it is NOT THE SAME as having my Mommys around.
    When they came home I COULD NOT be out of their sights for ONE MINUTE! I certainly did not want to be ABANDONED like that again!
    HHHAAARRRRRRUUUMMMMPPPPHHHHH!
    I am so peeved I feel like piddling on the carpet by their bedroom door! But I won't because I am a good doggie and don't want to give them a reason to ABANDON me again!

    On a brighter note . . .
    On JUNE 29 I will be celebrating my 1 year ANNIVERSARY as a pet BLOGGER. I am soooo excited! I am thinking of having a drawing for a special prize so stay tuned for details.
    I am having so much fun meeting new furiends and reading about their lives. Thank you to all of my followers for sharing my little corner of Blogville.

    Friday, June 17, 2011

    Cuteness - Take It Up a Notch

    This is my curlie TAIL
    Isn't it the MOST divine?
    It so totally defines ME
    Just because it's all MINE!

    Thursday, June 16, 2011

    Summer Lovin' Lovin' Summer







    While the ROSE moon  hovered 'neath the dawning morn
    A HAPPINESS within my heart was born
    The heat was rising as the SUN climbed high
    Oh Finally! SUMMER was stopping by!

    Please stay for a while you FICKLE season
    Less than a WEEK would seem like treason
    Let me roll upon the sweet WARM grass
    And play in WATER smooth as glass

    Much LATER when I've had my fill
    Keep me WARM for longer still
    For all too SOON the Fall wind blows
    Making distant memory of your golden GLOWS




    Wednesday, June 15, 2011

    Tuesday, June 14, 2011

    Eye on the Prize







    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
    I am so tired I cannot move a muscle from this bed.
    I received my prize from Anakin Man yesterday.
    The mailperson had barely left the porch when I tore into the package and retrieved my prize for HONORABLE MENTION from Anakin's caption contest. It was a lot of fun to think of a caption for his picture.
    But not as much fun as playing with the PRIZE!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    Someone wake me for dinner. I need to  . . . YAWN . . . nap again.
    Thanks. . . . . . . . YAWN . . . . .  Anakin . . . . my buddy and pal . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Monday, June 13, 2011

    Do I GOTTA Have FURiends?

    This is a picture of my furiend Riley. He intimidates me some so we bark, bark, bark at each other and have not reached a place where we can play. But we are trying and overall I do like Riley. He is just bigger than me and kind of excitable.

    Kinda like my Mommy #1's friend's dog Louie. Louie is about the same size as Riley but TEN TIMES more excitable. Really!!!! I have seen him jump as high as the TOP of their screen door. Whoa! Anyhow, I was visiting their house yesterday, getting some lovin' (and smoked gouda) from the daddy when the next thing we all knew, Louie was IN THE HOUSE and totally had my butt IN HIS MOUTH!!!!! Wha'????? He didn't bite me and he wasn't gonna eat me . . . but he had my cute lil pug butt in his mouth before anyone could react! I was a little scared by it and CLUNG to Mommy's shoulder when she picked me up. But I wasn't hurt at all.

    All I was trying to do is be furiends.

    Before this even happened, though, we had gone to the park.My usual park with my usual ducks, pigeons, and geese. I was having fun chasing birds and trotting along the paths. That is - until my Mommy spotted some friends and their dog - Callie.

    Callie is a poodle.

    A vocal poodle (she is 9 mos old).

    She scared me to pieces. I was doing my SCREAMING bark which I reserve for really scary things like SHADOWS and DOORBELLS!

    I really really really wanted to be furiends with her too. . . but she barked so loud. . .  and she lunged at me. I was CLINGING to Mommy #2 and burying my cute lil PUG NOSE in her shoulder. SAVE ME MOMMY!

    These adventures gave me NIGHTMARES - all night - visions like THIS


    SHIVER

    Friday, June 10, 2011

    Monster in the Machine



    Ladies and Gentlemen,
    Do not adjust your dial. What I am about to tell you is vital to life AS WE KNOW IT! I know this sounds fantastical but you must believe me . . .

    There are MONSTERS in  washing machines!

    I HEARD it! I SAW it make the machine shake! I SHUDDER to think of the HAVOC it will cause should it escape.

    Oh DOG! I hope I am STRONG enough for this challenge!

    I am doing what I can -
    • I BARK for as long Mommy let me!
    • I jump at the washing machine to let it know MY FURY
    • I bare my TEETH (they look so cute in that window) to prove I am serious
    • I GROWL deep in my little puggy chest to establish my TURF
    There will be NO MONSTER invasion! NOT on NOODLES' watch.

    Are YOU up to the CHALLENGE?


      

    Wednesday, June 8, 2011

    Ready For My Close-up, Mr DeMille

    video



    My Cousin E taught me the tricks and then made this video. 
    Her foot appears in the video, too.


    Whatch think?

    Tuesday, June 7, 2011

    Auntie B's Bootcamp Day Three


    This is me at the beginning of our hike around Lake Chabot in the East Bay. Itsn't it a lovely place? Don't I look happy to be on this fabulous walk in this spectacularly beautiful place?




    This is me AFTER the walk around Lake Chabot. I am pretty sure we walked around the whole lake. Actually it was so FAR it felt like we walked around the Pacific Ocean!!!! Hey! It is a big lake! And HOT! I am pretty sure it was somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 degrees F.

    Sheesh!

    Monday, June 6, 2011

    PLAYpals


    CHLOE
    This is how Chloe and I play. NOT. She is a little afraid of my overly enthusiastic cuteness. See Chloe has had it a little rough and is still trying to decide if she likes to play at all. I am trying to help her find her inner puppy again.
    But I like Chloe and I hope someday we can be besties.

    Riley
    Riley and I bark, bark, bark at each other. We aren't mad at each other though. We are simply communicating. We have our moments.
    He intimidates me a little because he is a lot taller than me and VERY energetic.


    Rocky
    Rocky and I have finally reached the point where we actually relate to each other. He is the quiet, low key one - I am the loud and bouncy one. For this last play date, I got the ball rolling (so to speak) when I grabbed his favorite toy and started running. Sure enough that got Rocky going as well. We had a lot of fun chasing each other.

    Friday, June 3, 2011

    Remember When




    Remember when the SUN would shine
    The BREEZE smelled sweet and so divine
    The flowers bloomed and honey BEES buzzed
    I mention this only becuz
    The RAIN in back, the sky is bleak
    I want my sunshine back this WEEK


    Thursday, June 2, 2011

    Am I Worried?

    Am I worried when it's GREEN, no I'm NOT
    Am I worried when it Steams, no I'm NOT
    Am I worried when it woggles, NO I'm Not
    Am I worried when it wiggles, NO I'm Not
    Am I worried cuz it tastes BAD, no I'm not
    Am I worried when it looks SAD, no I'm not


    But when MOMMY gets that gleam
    Then things are not quite what they seem
    Am I worried when she OFFERS?
    NO! I get LOST!!!!!