Holiday Shopping

 (To the tune [sorta] of Jingle Bells)

Grab the keys, grab the keys

It's time to hit the mall

We've only got a short time left

'Fore Santa's yearly show, Oh!

Grab the keys, grab the keys

Before we miss the sales

I need think of what to buy

And what cards I should mail

Speeding down the road, praying for green lights

There isn't a close space, so I'll have to park alight

I see sales tables there, and another over here

If I make it past this hour, I'm gonna need a beer

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Grab the keys, grab the keys

And help me tote it all

Wrapping! Bows! - Of all kind

We'll manage all, and keep in mind 

Grab this one, and 'member Dear

Christmas comes just once a year