Paris Hilton has a PUG
She’s oft’n snapped giving him a HUG
A lil’ fawn DOGGY, with eyes that bugzee
I wonder if that is why she named him MUGSY
She takes him shopping on RODEO Drive
He TROTS and smiles at her side
Perez Hilton has a LabraDOODLE
He is kinda brown with hair like a Cup-A- NOODLE
His name is TEDDY and he’s quite stylin’
If you don’t AGREE so, then you’d be lyin’
Cuz Teddy is quite a marvelous DOG
And just like ME, he has a BLOG
PeeWee Herman has NO DOG
Instead he has a TERRAdactyl
I only mention him beCLAWS
I needed to write another CLAUSE
Stopping by from the Blog Hop. LOVE the poem!
ReplyDeleteI love that you featured Pee Wee Herman because he is one of my favorite silly men in the world. In fact, I went to see Pee Wee's Big Adventure at an independent theater a few weeks ago and forgot how funny that movie was! By the way, he does have a dog (in the movie, that is) and his name is SPECK! He has a huge yellow dog bowl...you should look him up...he is adorable!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I am a huge fan of his and recalled Speck from the movie but at his playhouse there was no dog. It was a funnier way to end the poem, too.
ReplyDeleteLove Noodles' Mommy
Hhehehe
ReplyDeleteNice poem, Noodles!! We've seen Perez Hilton's dog on Dogs 101.
ReplyDeleteElyse and Riley
You're a poet AND a comedian! What talent! :D
ReplyDeleteHehe, that was a nice one, you've sure got a way with words.
ReplyDeleteOh, and my story should get happier very soon (I think).
Love the creativity! And the Pee Wee Herman reference made me smile. :)
ReplyDeleteNoodles you should write a book of pawtry..You are good with the poems
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