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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Nuttin' Honey



Sooooo . . . I was sitting around thinking of NOTHING - no, really, I was thinking of NOTHING - when my Mommy came up to me and said

"Hey Noodles, I need your advice."

I looked her in my totally BLANK I-don't-know- what- the-HOOPLA- you-are-saying way; CUZ really, I WAS sitting there thinking of NOTHING and she distracted me! Duh!
But I let her continue while I tilted my head interestedly and feigned understanding . . .

"So, Noodles, I was cleaning out your room and noticed Sock Monkey is getting a little raggedy. . ."

WHOA! I yelped! You DID NOT just say something about my Sock Monkey, did you? Don't be DISRESPECTING my SM - I just got him into perfect shape - softer here. . . less full there. . . a tickly fringe on the bottom . . . 

"No! I did not mean any disrespect at all, Noodles," Mommy backtracked. "It was just that. . . Hmmmmmm . . . maybe this is not a good time . . ."

Got THAT right Mommy-Dearest!

I turned away from her, gazed off into the distance and . . . NOTHING. Soooooo. . . I was sitting around thinking of . . .

Sigh
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15 comments:

  1. Sabrina PugTailsSeptember 1, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    Silly Mommy should know better than to disturb your deep thought with distressing suggestions about your Sock Monkey!
    Licks,
    Sabrina

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  2. SteweySeptember 1, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    Poor Noodles - how could your mommy interrupt your thoughts of nothingness. The nerve, I tell you!
    Why don't you join me in the safari?
    Stewey

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  3. CorbinSeptember 1, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    Ut oh... I hope she doesn't have future "plans" for your sock monkey!
    -Corbin

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  4. Two French BulldogsSeptember 1, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    They get so nutty at times! We should throw away there stuff
    Benny & Lily

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  5. MochiMachoMarshmallowSeptember 1, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Hi Noodles.
    Don't mommies know not to touch our things???
    I tried to think about nothingness but my tummy kept food in my thought.

    Mochi

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  6. PaytonSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Oh no! Noodles, I'd keep a close eye on your Sock Monkey if I were you!
    Love,
    Payton

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  7. BarbaraSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    Noodles, I think your momma has plans for your sock monkey....

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    Well, as long as your Mom is not chewin on your sock monkey I think all is ok.

    woos, Tessa

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  9. OskarSeptember 1, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    Whew, things almost got crazy over there. She should know better than to mess with your special things.

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  10. Pug SlopeSeptember 1, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Hide the sock monkey now, Noodles! Don't wait until it's too late. -Love, Sid

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  11. SukiSeptember 1, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    Hi Noodles,

    Oh Noooo! If I were you, I would sleep with one eye open.

    Hugs,
    Suki

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  12. Tweedles -- that's meSeptember 1, 2011 at 9:12 PM

    Hi Noodles.. if I were you,,,,
    I would be hiding that sock monkey!
    Hide it very good!
    love
    tweedles

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  13. Dana OrsbornSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    Hi Noodles!

    Daisy and I hope you have a nice Labor Day
    weekend! Make sure you guard your sock
    monkey hehe.

    -Dana & Daisy

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  14. Meredith LeBlancSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:26 AM

    I agree, hide sock monkey ASAP!

    ♥♥♥
    Meredith & Scarlet

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  15. Vito and GinaSeptember 2, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    Noodles I am so glad you nipped that right in the bud!! Your Mommy must have lost her mind for a minute! Happy sock monkey snuggling!

    Later!
    Vito

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