PUGS are just RIGHT to SLOBBER

(Tribute to Beastie Boy Adam Yauch)

You walk up to the water bowl - this THIRST has gotta GO 

You dip in your NOSE - wait . . . just a second MO' 

You slurp a bit - then slurp til' it all FITS 

 You WALK away while the excess DRIPS

(chorus) I'ma PUG - PUGS are just RIGHT to SLOBBER

Your human shouts something - and says HEY!

You shouldn't SPILL on the floor that WAY

But WAIT! How are you saying to BE?

I am really just trying hard TO BE ME

(chorus) I'ma PUG - PUGS are just RIGHT to SLOBBER

Don't worry HUMAN and have no FEAR

It isn't like I am SHEDDING everywhere 

WAIT are you saying I do that TOO

You're just JEALOUS cuz I'ma PUG and not YOU

(chorus) I'ma PUG - PUGS are just RIGHT to SLOBBER

OOOOH! What was IN that WATER????