Dear Princess Leah - I Confess

Dear Princess Leah,
Thank you for the PAWsome birthday toys. I cannot tell you how much I am loving them. Well maybe I can. You see - they have squeakers. I love squeakers. I go KAH-RAY-ZEE for squeakers. At like, 2 am I go crazy for SQUEAKERS. So I thank you for the squeaky toys - my MOMMYS, not so much.
I think the PUG card is real cute and it even has a double curl like I have. It isn't even a PUDGY pug so it closely resembles me. I am a little cuter, though; and I have a DIAMOND on my forehead. But that is a minor thing. I loves the card and Mommy #2 loves it so much she is going to do something she seldom does - she's gonna FRAME it.
BUT- and there is always a B-U-T - I MISTOOK the TURKEY LEG toy for the REAL thing. I don't know why - it did not have any YUMMY smell like a REAL Turkey Leg. But I stuck my teeth into it and chewed with RELISH. Not real RELISH so what I mean to say is GUSTO. It did not taste like TURKEY, though.
Mommy is not sure it is repairable.
Sorry not sorry.
It was fun and, in a way, tasty.
Love Noodles