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Noodles Mad Lib Contest

 This is the Mad Lib I chose -



Every year in July, LAST NAME SINGULAR NOUN has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried FOOD on a stick, and the face- FOOD VERB ENDING IN ING stand, LAST NAME always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw FAMOUS PERSON FOOD VERB ENDING IN ING at a stand across from NATIONAL MONUMENT! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw FAMOUS PERSON FOOD VERB ENDING IN ING  BOOK. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw FAMOUS PERSON FOOD VERB ENDING IN ING the FAVORITE POEM!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's LAST NAME picnic would be remembered for a long time!

The Contestants:

1.     Barbara, Trixie, Minnie, Jeep

Every year in July, BASSETT HOUSE  has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried CHICKEN on a stick, and the face- SCARFING stand, BASSETT always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw LASSIE MUNCHING at a stand across from THE STATUE OF LIBERTY! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw GEORGE CLOONEY FORKING MARLEY & ME. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw PUDDLES  DINING ON the FEET!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's BASSETT picnic would be remembered for a long time!


2.     Archie Poo Pants

Every year in July, LANGER CLOUD has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried MEATLOAF on a stick, and the face- CRUNCHING stand, LANGER always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw TOTO MUNCHING at a stand across from THE STATUE OF LIBERTY! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw BENJI GULPING  THE MIRROR. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw LASSIE SLURPING the ITSY BITSY SPIDER!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's LANGER picnic would be remembered for a long time!


3.     Marlene the Pug

Every year in July, THE PUG PUG has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried WALLYMELONon a stick, and the face- DEVOURING stand, THE PUG always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw MARLENE DIETRICH BEGGING at a stand across from SEQUOIA NATIONAL FOREST! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw OTIS SNIFFING  MILO & OTIS. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw BRIAN (from Family Guy) LICKING  A PUG IS A DOG by Kenn Nesbitt!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's THE PUG picnic would be remembered for a long time!


4.    Frankie Furter

Every year in July, FURTER ME has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried CHICKEN on a stick, and the face- EATING stand, FURTER always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw RIN TIN TIN CHEWING at a stand across from THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw FLICKA LICKING  THE HALLOWEENER by Dav Pilkey. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw CAP'N UNDERPANTS GNAWING THE PANTHER by Ogden Nash!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's FURTER picnic would be remembered for a long time!



5.     Charlie

Every year in July, GOLDEN RETRIEVER has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried BUTTER on a stick, and the face- LICKING stand, GOLDEN always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw AIR BUD SCARFING at a stand across from JOHN DAY FOSSIL BEDS! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw BETTY WHITE CHEWING WATCHERS. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw DEAN KOONTZ NOM-NOMING the THE OWL AND THE PUSSYCAT!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's GOLDEN picnic would be remembered for a long time!


6.     The Slimmer Pugs

Every year in July, SLIMMER LAMBIE has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried CHEESE on a stick, and the face- COOKING stand, SLIMMER always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw FALA, FDR'S DOG, EATING at a stand across from THE WHITE HOUSE! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw WINSTON CHURCHILL PUG OWNER AND LOVER  SLURPING PUPPIES FOR SALE. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw OTIS SNERFING the PUG MORNING!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's SLIMMER picnic would be remembered for a long time!


7.     Klaus and Natty

Every year in July, VON WRINKLESWORTH PUG has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried PICKLE on a stick, and the face- SLURPING stand, VON WRINKLESWORTH always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw VALENTINO LICKING at a stand across from MT. RUSHMORE! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw MIMI LARUE SCARFING  THE CATCHER IN THE RYE. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw NORMAN CRUNCHING the JABBERWOCKY!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's VON WRINKLESWORTH picnic would be remembered for a long time!


8.     Payton

Every year in July, BOOSTROM RING has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried MANGO on a stick, and the face- CHOWING stand, BOOSTROM always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw CESAR MILLAN CHOMPING at a stand across from PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA MARINE NATIONAL MONUMENT! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw MUSHU CHEWING PUG SHOTS. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw WALTER PAYTON NIBBLING the THE ROAD NOT TAKEN!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's BOOSTROM picnic would be remembered for a long time!


9.     Coco, Kirby, Koda and Raven Towndrow

Every year in July, TOWNDROW KETTLE has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried PEAR on a stick, and the face- SAUTEING stand, TOWNDROW always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw TOBY HEMINGWAY BURNING at a stand across from THE VIETNAM MEMORIAL! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw FLICKA STEAMING HIS MAJESTY'S DRAGON. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw RYAN SHECKLER DEVOURING the I AM CAPTAIN OF MY SOUL by Nideesh!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's TOWNDROW picnic would be remembered for a long time!


10.     Yoda, Brutus and Ellie

Every year in July, GRIEZE HAT has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried PIZZA on a stick, and the face- BBQ-ING stand, GRIEZE always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw MACKENZIE PHILLIPS EATING at a stand across from MOUNT RUSHMORE! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw RIN TIN TIN COOKING JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw GEORGE CLOONEY BAKING the THE RAVEN by Edgar Allen Poe!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's GRIEZE picnic would be remembered for a long time!