Friday, November 8, 2013

Punful Ponderings



DO you ever sit AND wonder about life? I do all the time. Here are some of my most recent musings:


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

Small dogs with rich mistresses are often sitting in the lap of luxury.

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYPUGGY!!!


Thursday, November 7, 2013

The Beggar's Ball . . .

If there is one thing we PETS excel at in our house, it is begging. It has reached EPIC proportions, in fact, where even the BIRDS do it.
The other day, Auntie T was sitting at the kitchen table reading her Kindle and enjoying a bite to eat. Sunshine, never one to miss an opportunity, jumped onto the table to ask for a bite. She was immediately removed FROM THE TABLE and placed on the ground. But she did not give up - she hopped onto the chair next to Auntie T and began her little "GIMME" meow.


Sunshine THOUGHT she had it in the bag. BUT look
who's lurking below

Lo and behold, Molly and I got wind of what Sunshine was up to and WE wanted in on the action, too. Not that there was ANYTHING at all happening. Sunshine was NOT getting tidbits of cheese nor bread, as we were sure she was getting. No matter, we began our TROT and SHOUT for food in hopes of a tidbit or two. Auntie T was having none of it. I don't know how she ignored us - we are so CUTE and everything. She just kept on eating and reading until she was done. Then she got up. . .


We circled like LIONS on the prowl


"WHAT do you three want," she said.
As if she didn't know

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

The Mustache and Beard

Taken with a non-smartphone


I was swiftly eating 
Yogurt from a bowl
Next thing I knew
A MUSTACHE I had grown
Added licks were soon heard
Lo and Behold!
I'd grown a BEARD!

Friday, November 1, 2013

That's a LOT of Walking



Molly and I went out TRICK or Treating last night with Mommy and Lil One. We walked and walked and walked. Sometimes we rode in the stroller - mostly Molly rode in the stroller. Otherwise, we walked and walked and walked.

I didn't get any candy. . . not a SNICKERS, not a Laffy Taffy, not even a Jolly Rancher! I did get a lot of "LOOK!" and "OH HOW CUTE" and "See the doggies." It was okay for a while but I was getting a little hungry after like a HUNDRED miles of walking.

So when I got home, Mommy gave me a treat - one that is suitable for pugs (and dogs, like Molly).

Happy Dia de los Muertos everyPUGGY! Happy Holiday Season! Happy November!