Monday, December 12, 2011

It's In The Blueprint

Pet blueprint (Animal Blueprint Co., $110). The 18-by-24-inch cat and dog portraits are created in a 1950s blueprint style with schematics and design notes specific to each breed. Custom orders are available. animalblueprintcompany.com.


Hi PEEPS and PUPPERS
I am SUPER busy today with my new project - BUILD-A-PUG! I found this BLUEPRINT online that shows all the correct dimensions and characteristics I need to make an A-NUMBER-ONE pug. Well, not as perfect as MOI, but close enough. I just need to look online for the proper tools and materials. If anypuggy out there knows where I can get a triple layer of fur (it MUST SHED A LOT) and a button nose, please let me know.
Why, you may ask, do I want another PUG around? Wouldn't another adorable bundle of cuteness take away from my foodage and cuddle time???? Maybe, I admit this is definitely a danger. But I was thinking more along the lines of a SECOND PUG to divert attention AWAY from me at those times I am MOST LIKELY to get in trouble rather than those times I am beloved. For example, I could have my PUG CLONE begging and getting under Mommy's feet while I sneak behind her (out of sight, of course) and scour the floor for droppings. Or PUG CLONE could save my spot on SOCK MONKEY while I am outside doing my bidness so SUNSHINE THE CAT does not cop my favorite bed like she has been EVERYNIGHT!!!! The way I see it, this clone thing could be a win-win for me.

I think this will be a totally doable and fun project for me AND will keep my little PAWS handy and out of trouble for a while. I am very very aware that sometimes I am a bit, how shall we say this, UNDERFOOT. I also know that sometimes I am a LITTLE demanding when it comes to going outside (I admit I am not ALWAYS going potty). And the truth is I WANT TO BE ON SANTA'S NICE LIST so I can get lots of pressies on Christmas Day. I think this BLUEPRINT is the best idea I have had YET!

Excuse me if I make a hasty retreat here - I need to dash to the HOBBY store for some glue.



19 comments:

Payton said...

Oh Noodles, you are on to something here. A pug double! GREAT idea!
Love,
Payton

Lola and Tucker said...

Maybe when you get yours done you could make one for all of us! I could sure use a Pug Clone around here.

PugSlope.com said...

I'd love to have another pug here to blame things on. "It wasn't me that ate that chapstick, dad - IT WAS BIFF!"

-Love,
Sid.

Frankie Furter said...

Don't furget to build in the Ice thingy fur behind the Button Nose..
You KNOW how peeps LOVE to be suddenly TOUCHED by a COLD nose.

Bellatrix- I'm a pug! said...

Brilliant! Blame it on the "other" pug. I like!!

Kari in Vegas said...

What a brilliant idea

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Opaka said...

Super smart idea there, let us know how it works out!

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh my Noodles that is like the coolest idea like EVER!

woos, Tessa

Two French Bulldogs said...

you are capable of anything
Benny & Lily

Winston, Kizzy and Tika of Two Cats and a Pug said...

OMP I am totally on boards with this. I am going to google "bulk pug furs" right nows.


Winston

Keith Andrea said...

Oh my dear noodles., you're so brilliant but You're also bad...lol


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Marlene said...

Noodles,
You are a GENIUS! I could use another pug to protect all my boney bones from Toby dog!
Love, Marlene

Minnie and Mack said...

Ha ha ha! Love the idea. We ran the idea by hu-mom and she said
No way, Jose! Even a clone is 1 too many more pugs...
Hey, I'm only 1/2 pug, so I don't count. She still said NO. Oh well.
We hope you have better luck!
Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Frank The Tank said...

Hi Noodles! I Love the idea! I would love to have a new Pug friend in the house, Mum says she would love a new Bro or Sister for me but Dad is the one who needs convincing! I love the Pug blue print! Maybe I will join you and try to clone a pug! I have begged Dad to have a Bro or Sister but just like Minnie I'm also only 1/2 pug, so I don't count either but Dad says No! Soooo Dissapointing!! Love and Phugs Frank xxxxxx

Meredith LeBlanc said...

A scapepug! Brilliant! It might be nice to have another pug around to cuddle with when there no humans home...

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

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