Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Classy Class Commencing

Welcome to my class on being a PRINCE or PRINCESS. My name is PROFESSOR PRINCESS NOODLES and at my side is PROFESSOR EMERITUS ANGEL PAYTON of Pugnacious P.

If you read my Silly Bus then you know what we plan to accomplish. Trust me - it will be fun!!! Oh, and there was some question about grading. I, Noodles the Princess Pug does not believe in GRADES. I am sure if you are interested enough to sign up for my class, then you deserve an A+.

Let's take ROLL, now
FRANKIE and ERNIE..................................................................................Here
BENNY and LILY........................................................................................Here
MOLLY the WALLY....................................................................................Here
MONA, WEENIE & MOMMY....................................................................Here
DACHSIES WITH MOXIE...........................................................................Here
CASEY and CINDERELLA..........................................................................Here
SUSIE and SIDEBAR....................................................................................Here

Let's get started

LESSON ONE: Bow to your Minions
Note the head level and the tiara tilt. Princes - you will have a crown.
This move is performed ABOVE the masses, never below or at eye level. I prefer the top of the sofa. If you can manage it, a table is better.











LESSON TWO: WALKING IN THE ROOM
Enter the room like you OWN it - or like you expect a TREAT just for being there. . . and you DO!!!















LESSON THREE: GREETING and THE CIRCUIT
Note the command when I walk into the room. The other PUGGIES are awaiting permission to GREET ME. No one SNIFFS MY BUTT unless he/she wants a serious REBUFF.
Following my ENTRANCE, I proceed to visit all attending in order to say THANK YOU for sharing MY TIME.






LESSON FOUR: THE WALK
Make sure your head is held HIGH and that you lift each paw TO YOUR KNEE - almost a prance. Come to think of it . . . . .  it IS a PRANCE.













LESSON FIVE: EXIT GRACEFULLY
This is the trickiest part of being a
Prince or Princess - the EXIT. After
all, a PRINCE or PRINCESS must be in control 
ALWAYS. Hold you HEAD high and PRANCE
like you are on a MISSION!











CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
You have completed training to be a PRINCE or PRINCESS. Please feel free to add this diploma to your blog. It has been a pleasure to be your teacher.


13 comments:

stellaroselong said...

I thought I was supposed to be here then I thought I wasn't supposed to be here ..so I just wondered the hallways looking for my class...then I decided just to go home.....thats what happens when your mom is a robot and she forgets to write down what class you signed up for! Geezelouise!!
stella rose

stellaroselong said...

Thank you noodles for the post you left on my page...you have a true princess heart!!
stella rose

Anonymous said...

Noodles, thank you so much for instructing Me, Susie, cause I am a rescue and did not have this great treatment. But now I will walk proudly along with bites and demand respect.

GREAT CLASS
Your Furends
Susie & Bites

Two French Bulldogs said...

Holy cow was that fun! We are smarter teacher.Cool badge
Benny & Lily

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Dang it! Wesa missed your class. Would you like a pupcake for to celebrate my birthday Princess Noodles?
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums, specifically Gracie, 'da birthday girl

Matilda the Boxer said...

Thanks for an amazing class, we learned so much! Cinderella said that she's a natural at being a princess, but it was still a nice refresher. :)

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Wow! You make it look so easy. We're sure we'd never be able to remember to do all of that.

Great lesson, Noodles.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

We tuned in through 'School of the Air'.

Pug Slope said...

Thank you for such great instructions, Noodles. Although I think you are selling yourself a little short - you aren't a mere Princess - YOU ARE THE QUEEN! :)

-Love,
KING Sid.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Good Afternoon your ROYAL Highness ... THIS is just what ERNIE needed... he has just been runnin around like a SQUIRREL. I will make him PRACTICE the PRANCE until he gets it RIGHT.
I really enjoyed the class. VERY Informative and HELPFUL.

Millie and Walter said...

What a great class you taught. I love your tiara.

Stop by my blog for a chance to win a toy and help me raise money for Miss Sandra and the Pittie Pack.

Cindy

Kristin said...

Princess Noodles, you are very funny, ahem, I mean stately, and look marvelous in a tiara.

Unknown said...

Great class Noodles, you are a true princess. Have a terrific Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Anonymous said...

Dear Noodles,
I audited your class. Now I can wear a tiara! But I hope you will have another so I can get a princess diploma. My mom says I am empress material. Do you teach empress class? Are there pre-requisites?

Thanks for being such a great teacher.

Yours in royalty,
Daisy