I heard FOOD

Was that a carrot dropping?

One of my household jobs is helping in the kitchen. I take my job very very SERIOUSLY. What I do is highly specialized and area specific TO THE KITCHEN BY THE STOVE.

Here is what I do

• I make sure I am right on MOMMY'S heel at ALL TIMES
• Occasionally I whimper so she knows NOODLES IS ON THE JOB
• I scrounge around the floor in the prep area to MAKE SURE no bits or pieces of food are on the ground. I would not want Mommy to SLIP and FALL on something when she is cooking
• I bark LOUD and CONTINUOUSLY when the timer goes off so Mommy knows the FOOD is READY
• I am READY and WILLING to act as taster or even, in a vague kinda way, GUINEA PIG to save to family from a sub-par meal

It is a lot for a little pug to handle but with my keen sense of HEARING and SMELLING (only when it comes to FOOD), I know I am the 

PUG FOR THE JOB