Thursday, September 20, 2012

Near the END



Mommy says I have used this photo before. I am not so sure, but in any case it bears repeating - BECAUSE in it I am doing something I have not had the opportunity to do too much of since BELLATRIX'S birthday PAWty. . .  and that is EAT A COOKIE.

Yes, I, Noodles the Pug has been on a D-I-E-T since AUGUST and it has been so very tough. Imagine being a pug and not getting constant food? Insane, I tell ya. But I AM HAPPY to report that my efforts have not been in vane and I am well on my way BACK to svelte-ness. I may even let Mommy weigh me so I know FOR SURE how many TONS I have lost. It HAS to be at least one cuz Mommy always tells me I WEIGH A TON.

So right in time for the holidays - the time I packed on the poundage last time - I will be in primo TREAT RECEIVING shape. I have even included TREATS and COOKIES and FROZEN YOGURT and CAKE on my list for Sandy Paws.

That is really about all I have to say today - that and

MOMMY, GIMME SOME FOOD! I AM HUNGRY!!!!!

25 comments:

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Congratulations Noodles on your new SVELT-Ness... AND on getting a WELL deserved Cookie Reward..

Sandy Paws...???? You have already started writing your list fur Sandy Paws??? OMD OMD... DO NOT MAIL it YET... As soon as he sees it... he will START WATCHING YOU TO SEE IF YOU ARE NAUGHTY OR NICE.

Crabbie Chris said...

Hey Noodles...I may not always comment, but I'm keeping track of ya. So you're still on restriction?? WHY??!! I thought you looked just fine at the party and at Pug Sunday, so tell Mommy #1 to slip you some noms!! Are you working on your Pug-O-Ween costume yet??

stellaroselong said...

Noodles...how much do you weigh now? If you don't want 500 zillion people to know just let me know in morse code....I actually think mom has the concept of diet messed up in her robot brain cos i swear i am getting pudgier and not thinner...i think she is feeding me more food instead of less...????
stella rose

Matilda the Boxer said...

I'm sure you're super-svelte and deserve lots of treats!

Elgor82 said...

D*I*E*T ... that's another one of those nasty four-letter words that mama says we're not supposed to say! I swear the woman is trying to starve us to death!

That cookie sure looks good ...

Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

Noodles said...

*Stella - when I know my weight I will let you know. BTW, I am on D-I-E-T FOOD!!!!! Yes, you heard it!!!! AND still getting limited portions!!! OMD the indignity!!!!
*Bellatrix check your email
*Frankie Furter - no I have not mailed it cuz it is incomplete. I NEVER mail it until AFTER Thanksgiving so I have a lot of time to improve on questionable behaviors.

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Noodles,
May it rain cookies in your house soon! Wesa on a diet, too...but not as strict as yours!! Yeesh! Good luck with lookin' all hollywood...we prefer the slightly plump...but if you outlive us all then you get the last laugh. BOL! :)
Much Luvum,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

Kitty+Coco said...

Oh yeah, I can totally see your waistline. It will be worth it when Thanksgiving rolls around and tons of food is dropped! I have sorta been eating Kitty's share of the food and am getting a little tubey. Don't tell, it is a secret.

Coco

Anonymous said...

Looking good to us Noddles, and all that activity you did teaching class shows that you CAN NOT weigh that much, but congrats on the cookie!!!!!!

Your Furends
Susie & Bites

Anonymous said...

Dear Noodles,
A princess can never be too thin!
Yours in Empress training,
Daisy

PS Empresses are allowed to be a bit bigger. I have my mom convinced of that.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh boy cookies. We all need those cookies to maintain a good figure
Benny & Lily

Unknown said...

Well done Noodles. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

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