How to Become a Jedi . . . Mad Lib Style

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin

Want to become a Jedi COOKIE? Follow these BIG steps: 1) Find a Jedi Master: In order to become a FURRY Jedi, a young Padawan, or Jedi Apprentice, needs to learn from someone who has REALLY mastered his or her training. Perhaps Master MISS PIGGY STUFFIE is available. 2) Study the ways of the Force: It takes a lot of SLOBBERY patience and belief in the TOYS around you, but a Padawan must understand the Force before he or she can really practice the ways of a Jedi TREAT. 3) Make your own light-TREE RAT: Find special TREES to place in your lightsaber's FUR. Then, commune with the Force to make it BARKED. 4) Listen REPEATEDLY: Finally, and most LOUDLY, do as the older and wiser Jedi PARKS tell you - even if they want you to BLOGGED QUICKLY!

Hazel, Mabel, Bailey

Want to become a Jedi BIRD? Follow these SLOPPY steps: 1) Find a Jedi Master: In order to become a HAIRY Jedi, a young Padawan, or Jedi Apprentice, needs to learn from someone who has GENTLY mastered his or her training. Perhaps Master DAD is available. 2) Study the ways of the Force: It takes a lot of SLOBBERY patience and belief in the BUNS around you, but a Padawan must understand the Force before he or she can really practice the ways of a Jedi HAT. 3) Make your own light-BED: Find special SHEETS to place in your lightsaber's EGG. Then, commune with the Force to make it PLAYED. 4) Listen QUIETLY: Finally, and most RUDELY, do as the older and wiser Jedi CARS tell you - even if they want you to COUGHED SLOWLY!

Daisy and Scooter Pugman

Want to become a Jedi DEATH STAR? Follow these STARRY steps: 1) Find a Jedi Master: In order to become a PLUMP Jedi, a young Padawan, or Jedi Apprentice, needs to learn from someone who has HUNGRILY mastered his or her training. Perhaps Master R2D2 is available. 2) Study the ways of the Force: It takes a lot of MILLENNIAL patience and belief in the JEDIS around you, but a Padawan must understand the Force before he or she can really practice the ways of a Jedi FATCAT. 3) Make your own light-SABRE: Find special GREMLINS to place in your lightsaber's WARP SPEED. Then, commune with the Force to make it HUM. 4) Listen SLURPILY: Finally, and most WHEEZINGLY, do as the older and wiser Jedi WOOKIES tell you - even if they want you to MORPH RUTHLESSLY!