Wednesday, February 16, 2011

I BEG to Differ

I'm NOT begging!
Sorry for my absence from Blogworld yesterday. Mommy was SO mad at me she couldn't write A THING! Okay. That is a SLIGHT exaggeration, but she is mad at me and has been since Sunday. Why YOU ask? How can ANYONE be angry with this adorable PUG MUG?
Well, it SEEMS I was begging.
And not just CUTE begging which is sitting right next to Mommy and staring intently up at her.
And it wasn't even CALM begging which entails a little WHINE with the STARE.
No, this was all out, full on, outta control FRENZIED BEGGING complete with jumping and shrieking.
And a few facts  (Mommy insisted)
  1. It was not dinner time
  2. It was not treat worthy tricks
  3. It was not necessary
To make it a WORSE infraction - Mommy THE VEGETARIAN was cooking me chicken and brown rice. It YUCKS her out but she does it for me and how do I repay her? With an all out BEGGING assault. No gratitude. No pleasure. ALL-OUT-BEGGING is all she got for her efforts.
I feel sorta bad that I upset Mommy so much.
But
It did smell good.
And I am always hungry.
And I am cute and cuddly.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MOMMY! Just a little CHICKEN!!??!!
Please
Please
Please
PLEASE!!

12 comments:

Frankie Furter said...

Noodles... I'm thinkin this is a CLASSIC case of SLOW Cookering Torture!!! You should NOT be blamed fur even 87 seconds!! Totally ... HER Fault!!! Tell HER to get over it.. and Turn the Fire Up on FULL Force...

Elyse and Riley said...

Aww, poor Noodles! You dogs can't help it that you have super sniffers and it smelled so good to you! I say Mommy gives you a reprieve and stops being mad at you!

Elyse and Riley

I'm Bailey the Pampered Pug said...

Sounds like me, except I don't just beg with barking, I actually try and steal the plate from the table. BOL

I hope all goes well, I am sure your mommy will forgive you soon.

xoxo
Bailey

MochiMachoMarshmallow said...

Noodles, you have the right to SPEAK out when service is slow at Casa Noodles. Don't these human know we own them?

Corbin said...

I'd give you all the chicken in the world!
-Corbin

Barbara said...

I'd say mom was torturing you. She should cook chicken somewhere where you can't smell it, which triggers the Over Begging Syndrome. It's her fault, really.

Make her give you more chicken!!

Cooper and Lola said...

we just made some chicken...we'll share

Kitty+Coco said...

I refuse to call it begging..more like persistently reminding her it is time to eat. I mean, throw us pups a bone!

Kitty and Coco

Benny and Lily said...

moms sure know how to exaggerate
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

CindyLu's Muse said...

I'm right there with you, Noodles. Hope you don't mind sharing it! BOL

Bruschi said...

Aww Noodles, she can't possibly be THAT mad at you....especially with a Pug Mug like yours!
My Mommy is Vegetarian too.....so when she has to cook me any meats, it grosses her out....so I know what you go through! It's torture!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Our parents are not vegetarians, but my Mom's brother and his family are, and we've always wondered how their doggie manages to not go completely bonkers every time Granny and Grandpa come to visit her with some chicken. (Actually, Mom says their doggie does go bonkers, so it's totally acceptable in our minds!) Don't worry, I'm sure your Mom can't stay mad at you for too long - you're too cute!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus