Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Are you Calling Me FAT?
SOME PEOPLE who shall remain nameless not only called me FAT behind my lovely BACK but they ALSO had the audacity to say that today is MY SPECIAL DAY known as FAT Tuesday. Is this some kind of cruel taunt? So I looked a little pudgy in that picture with Puglet last week. It was the lighting and the angle (no offense to your SPECTACULAR photography skills Amanda) that made my shape more boxy than usual. Honest!
I am so PUT OFF at having an ENTIRE day of excess thrown in my face AS IF I am the one guilty of over-indulging and gluttony. . . AS IF I am the one who uses a GYM membership sporadically . . . as if I am the one loosening HER belt slightly. . . AS IF!!!!
I will have THEM know that I am the epitome of a SLENDER pug if EVER there was one. Just look at my physique! Is it not NEARLY perfect?
I even heard FAT TUESDAY mentioned on the AM News! I swear I heard a news-anchor add "Noodles' Day" off camera. HAAAARRRRUUUUMMMMPPHHH!