Monday, June 18, 2012

A-Buzz Buzz

WHAT was THAT???


I had this really WEIRD dream last night. I was all alone in the back yard checking out my SPOTS and listening to the neighborhood gossip. When all of a sudden I heard this loud BUZZING. Now, I have never had a BEE encounter and I do NOT intend to have one anytime soon. So I immediately started looking around for the bee hive, bee swarm (yes, we had one not long ago), bee ANYTHING. I looked under the APRICOT trees (mmmmmm! I had a snack while there), under the plum and apple trees (not ripe yet), under the play structure, through the roses and cacti (how did I miss all those thorns???) and around the house. I did not spot a single bee. I did not spot a single wasp. Nothing buzzworthy at all was floating, landing or sunning in and around MY YARD.

But the buzzing continued and finally I forced open one eye . . . wait, why are my EYES closed, I thought. Is this why I couldn't FIND anything in the yard? 



Hmmmm. So I FORCED open my eye and looked around. I was in my BED! Asleep! The buzzing was the alarm clock!

Oh Noodles, I thought, you are so ready for a REAL ADVENTURE! But what should it be?????




10 comments:

Molly The Wally said...

Oh Noodles you in that outfit is hilarious. Oodles of love!
Best wishes Molly

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Noodles you just crack me up!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

do you sting?
Benny & Lily

Frank The Tank said...

Awwww Poor Noodles, I'm scared of Bees too, I dont like them buzzing around! Buzzy Bee, little Buzzy Bee, buzz where you like but dont sting me!!!!
You look Beautiful as can BEE Noodles!
Love, Licks and Hugs from your furiend Frank xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PugSlope.com said...

BOL! You're such a goofball, Noodles. :P

I'm glad there were no REAL bees in your yard. My brother, Mr. Pickles, who still lives in CA, got stung once and had to go to the emergency vet because he had a severe allergic reaction. I don't know if that runs in my family or what but I'm not taking any chances!

I hope your next dream involves a mountain. A mountain of treats, that is.

-Love,
Sid.

Kitty+Coco said...

Oh boy, an alarm clock buzzing is a nightmare. I like to chase bumble bees, but for some reason, mom runs around having a fit for me to stop.

Kitty+Coco

dw said...

Oh Noodles! that last picture of you.... the bee one, with the antenna ... You really should meet Mister Bean - he's another puggie blogger. He's got an outfit that isn't quite the bee, but is a bit spacey just like your bee costume! And the thing is, you're both, you and Mister Bean, adorable!!

Oakley and Swisher said...

Bol. Good story. Maybe it was you buzzing the whole time, not the alarm.

Lots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley

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