This is me and my tasty new friend, WALLY MELON!
He has really really good TASTE as well as being a CRISP dresser.
So occasionally MY MOMMYS give me Wally Melon for dessert. Not a lot, maybe a small slice or two. Something about excessive GAS and the TROTS keeps them from letting me indulge too much. But I tell ya, a little goes a long way when it comes to WALLY MELON. If I cut this open, you would see a bright red inside just brimming with juiciness. Wally Melons are largely water, after all.
Oh, and WALLY MELON likes to be in the fridge so the innards become really cold and crunchy. On a hot day . . . MWAH!!!!
And WALLY MELON even likes to be frozen into cubes or pops which can make a really really hot day a lot more tolerable to us FLAT FACE pugs.
Be sure and talk to your 'rents about WALLY MELON visiting your house soon.