Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Spaghetti Girl



See that lovely black harness on me? See how well it fits and how adorable I look in it? You'd never know I could ESCAPE out of that in 30 seconds or less, huh?

But I can. You see, I am the master at the SPAGHETTI move. Right when you think you have a grip on me - BOOM - I become SPAGHETTI GIRL and limply ooze out of your grasp. My Mommy used to lift me up using the backside of the harness. Why not? It is safer than almost any other way to lift me up and the harness is nice and snug on my gorgeous PUG body. Ahhhh, but not when I employ my Spaghetti Girl powers. Faster than you can say Noodles - I am on the ground staring up at Mommy with my big brown eyes.



This is how I ride in the car. It is safe and comfortable although not too convenient. So why am I crated when in the car?


Well Mommy tried first the fuzzy harness and then something similar to the plaid one
Looks secure!
This is NOT me. It is a model portraying
me. My car harness was actually red
She hooked me in, checked the fit, and then got into the driver's seat and pulled away. She was halfway down our street when I jumped up on the passenger seat to navigate. WHAT? she sputtered. HOW? she queried?

She returned both to the pet store for a full refund. Were they broken? she was asked. Uh, no. . . she replied . . . but they were no match for

SPAGHETTI GIRL!!!






9 comments:

Two French Bulldogs said...

You are a little Houdini
Benny & Lily

Adi. said...

Hahahahah! Oh my goodness, Noodles, I didn't know you had special elasticity powers! xD

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Idaho PugRanch said...

Noodles, you must teach me this valuable skill. Since I refuse to ride in a crate without going totally bonkers, mom clips my harness to the seatbelt. What a surprise it would be if I could accomplish your spaghetti feat!
hugs
Greta

Payton's mom said...

You do look super adorable in that photo, Noodles! Looking good with that pink collar too!
Love,
Christy
PS. I saw that the Clickit harness got great crash test results. http://sleepypod.com/clickit

harrispen said...

We would love to see an action video of spaghetti girl in action!

Millie & Walter

Ellen Gawthorp said...

Don't let mama see this ... We usually ride in the back seat. Mama keeps saying she needs to figure out how to fasten us in for our own safety ...

Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

Milo and Jet said...

Hello Noodles
That sounds like a very clever skill that you have to get out of any type of car harness. Where most impressed :) Milo & Jet

Janice Webb said...

You are quite the little escape artist aren't you. My Sassy, backed out of her harness one day while we were walking. I almost had a heart attack.

Janice, Snuggles, Sassy, and Dixie

haopee said...

Spaghetti girl superhero!!! We need to see the video of your transformation. Come now! Do share! Do share!