Monday, March 24, 2014

The Pitcher Throws Another - FUR BALL!

My name is SUNSHINE THE CAT and I am a WORLD Class pitcher of FUR balls. Yes, no matter the conditions, I can pitch a fur ball and make you reel with revulsion. There is no pattern to this skill. I simply sneak up on everyone by depositing it right where you least expect it - and usually where you will have bare feet to step in it.

SOMEONE in this household does not like my skill and is taking steps to do away with the product of my hours of licking my fur. Introduced into the daily routine as a TREAT are these little insidious nuggets of goodness

If I had known in advance that I would so FALL IN LOVE and therefore put my career as a FB Pitcher in jeopardy, I would never have eaten that first
Greenies Feline SmartBites Hairball Control Chicken Flavor Cat Treats

And FURiends - I didn't stop with just ONE or just this kind. Oh no. . . I found myself JUMPING for the opportunity to have JUST ONE NIBBLE of

Maybe it's the SMALL GREEN NUGGET made of Chicken meat, natural fat and Brewers rice that makes it so tasty and unforgetable. . . Maybe it is the fact that each GREENIES SMARTBITES contains
  • Omega-3 Fatty Acids and flaxseeds contribute to healthy skin and fur
  • Vitamin A helps promote the health of eyes
  • Added chicken protein ensures a strong metabolism
  • Preserved naturally, using tocopherols to maintain freshness

All I know is I am HOPELESSLY hooked on these treats and my days of pitching FUR BALLS are numbered. - WHY?????

HAPPY THING #34: Treats that are GOOD for you


Two French Bulldogs said...

I'm glad we don't spit those things
Lily & Edward

Hilary said...

I miss a good fur ball (I can't believe I just typed it) but the last few years alex was with us there was at least one a day…

Casey said...

Humans can be so sneaky!!

The Vegetarian Mermaid. said...

HAHAHAHAH, I know exactly about the little surprises that feline companions like to leave around!

McGuffy Ann Morris said...

Greenies are wonderful! They really have helped Maggie P.'s teeth and gums. Chloe Jo loves them!! (Grizelda won't eat them, though.)