Fake Out

This is NOT ME. This is a FAKE!

Woke up this morning feeling FINE

There's something special on my MIND

WAIT!!! Those are not my words. Those are SONG lyrics and they have invaded my BRAIN. Why can I not think of anything ORIGINAL? I mean - 

Whatever happened to Tuesday and so slow, Goin' down to the old mine with a transistor radio? 

Wait, those are more lyrics, aren't they? OMP! What am I ever going to do. I can't write a whole blog without a single original thought! It just isn't right!

It's okay, Noodles. . . you just have to . . .

You don't have to try so hard

You don't have to, give it all away

You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up

You don't have to change a single thing

Oh, no! It is happening again. Maybe this is who I REALLY am - not Noodles the original thinker but something darker. . . more sinister? Or could I have a SPLIT personality?

One part angel and one part danger

But, oh, the kind of crazy I like

You got me losing my mind

I'm losing my mind!

You know, this is getting too weird. I think I will just

Give it up

You can't win

Cause I know where you've been

Such a shame

You don't put up a fight

That's a game that we play

At the end of the night

It's the same old story

But you never get it right

Give it up

Noodles - OUT!

* My thanks to Herman's Hermits, Van Morrison, Colbie Calliat, Daughtry, and Ariana Grande