See? Right there on the bag? It says SOLID GOLD and that's what I have been eating for a whole month now - SOLID GOLD. So, why aren't my poops solid gold as well? Every day I happily run outside to do my BIDNESS hoping that my little piles will help bring wealth and happiness to my HUMANS. But I am sorry to report that after A WHOLE MONTH of eating this stuff, the only thing left behind is. . . regular old poop. Not the kind you can take to the bank. So WHAT THE? Why am I eating this SOLID GOLD if not to get rich?
I went back into my EMAIL ARCHIVES to read the initial note from Ms. Sydney at CHEWY.COM. See? See? It's right here. . . "Dear Noodles and Molly . . . interested. . . testing for a month. . . .Solid Gold . . ." Oh........wait.......I see it ......" Solid Gold Buck Wild Venison, Potato & Pumpkin Recipe Grain-Free Adult Dry Dog Food.
That's a whole 'nother story!