Thursday, August 27, 2015

It's Solid GOLD so Why Aren't My Poops?


See? Right there on the bag? It says SOLID GOLD and that's what I have been eating for a whole month now - SOLID GOLD. So, why aren't my poops solid gold as well? Every day I happily run outside to do my BIDNESS hoping that my little piles will help bring wealth and happiness to my HUMANS. But I am sorry to report that after A WHOLE MONTH of eating this stuff, the only thing left behind is. . . regular old poop. Not the kind you can take to the bank. So WHAT THE? Why am I eating this SOLID GOLD if not to get rich?

I went back into my EMAIL ARCHIVES to read the initial note from Ms. Sydney at CHEWY.COM. See? See? It's right here. . . "Dear Noodles and Molly . . .  interested. . . testing for a month. . . .Solid Gold . . ." Oh........wait.......I see it ......" Solid Gold Buck Wild Venison, Potato & Pumpkin Recipe Grain-Free Adult Dry Dog Food.

That's a whole 'nother story!

6 comments:

LBJ said...

Venison and Pumpkin! That sounds TASTY!

Abby Lab

MilitaryPugWife said...

Oooh that does sound yum!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I would be disappointed too if my poops were not solid gold!
love
tweedles

Julie said...

Butts Noodles, how do you nose they isn't solid gold poops? Don't the humans pick them up after you....maybe there is a golden nugget in there somewhere and that's why they pick up the poop!!!!!
Love and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

stellaroselong said...

We are laughing so hard Noodles..............stella rose

Two French Bulldogs said...

No Gold yet! What! That's false advertisement
Lily & Edward