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 I have always imagined myself as a THESPIAN. I have the looks. I have the body. And everyone knows I have the personality. I have done a small audition blog that I would like to share with all of you. And yes, you CAN say you knew me WHEN. . .

SCENE ONE
The heroine enters the cave where she hears a loud ticking sound. She runs to corner where a large round object, a bomb, is laying. She approaches the bomb in hopes of diffusing it.
NOODLES: "I bet I can stop this bomb from detonating if I can just cut this pink wire over here."
The ticking sound suddenly stops.
NOODLES: "I did it!" Now where's my treat?"


 SCENE TWO
The heroine is dashing through the village in hopes of finding her one-true-LOVE. She sees a light through yonder window . . .
NOODLES: "Hey, YO! Is that you Romeo?"
A handsome PUG appears on the balcony, he says nothing.
NOODLES: " I'm cute. Wanna come down and share a TREAT?"

SCENE THREE
The heroine is alone in a cafe. She has just finished off YAK CHEW.
NOODLES: "Alas, poor YAK CHEW, I knew it well. It was my constant companion lo these 3 nights past. I savor the memory of it - I revel in the knowledge there are more where that came from.

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