Friday, October 8, 2010
And . . . SCENE
The heroine enters the cave where she hears a loud ticking sound. She runs to corner where a large round object, a bomb, is laying. She approaches the bomb in hopes of diffusing it.
NOODLES: "I bet I can stop this bomb from detonating if I can just cut this pink wire over here."
The ticking sound suddenly stops.
NOODLES: "I did it!" Now where's my treat?"
The heroine is dashing through the village in hopes of finding her one-true-LOVE. She sees a light through yonder window . . .
NOODLES: "Hey, YO! Is that you Romeo?"
A handsome PUG appears on the balcony, he says nothing.
NOODLES: " I'm cute. Wanna come down and share a TREAT?"
The heroine is alone in a cafe. She has just finished off YAK CHEW.
NOODLES: "Alas, poor YAK CHEW, I knew it well. It was my constant companion lo these 3 nights past. I savor the memory of it - I revel in the knowledge there are more where that came from.