I am on a DIET!!!
Oh NO! How could this happen to ME? I'm not fat Mommy! That roll is SUPPOSED to be there.
I got busted yesterday as I was "COMMENTING" on several blogs. Mommy said I was scamming for treats by commenting about MYSELF like that.
Uh-uh. Treats never entered my mind . . . well, except once or twice . . . maybe THRICE!
How could this happen to me? I am a relatively active PUG. I only get good treats, don't I? You mean all those BISCUITS Auntie B gave me have CALORIES????? And the boxes of delicious Cheddar WET NOSES are just laden with unnecessary FAT?
Oh no, this is a disaster . . . it looks like lettuce for ME for a good long while.
How will I ever
SURVIVE?????
4 comments:
Oh no! This is no good... we will have to figure out a plan around this. Maybe we can all sneak you the good stuff ;-)
-Corbin
Oh Noodles, we are so sorry. Maybe your mom can make you some healthy treats. We have recipes, if you want.
That will not do!! Pugs aren't supposed to be on diets!!
Let us know if you need us to sneak you a care package :)
Pugs & Kisses,
Yoda & Brutus
Noodles. You're not fat.... you're a voluptuous, full figured hotsy totsy! We women have got to stick together!!!!
Hugs & smoochies! XOXO
Hailey & Lala
psssssssst - tell me when to send the Godiva!
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