Tuesday, October 26, 2010
D Spells Disaster
I am on a DIET!!!
Oh NO! How could this happen to ME? I'm not fat Mommy! That roll is SUPPOSED to be there.
I got busted yesterday as I was "COMMENTING" on several blogs. Mommy said I was scamming for treats by commenting about MYSELF like that.
Uh-uh. Treats never entered my mind . . . well, except once or twice . . . maybe THRICE!
How could this happen to me? I am a relatively active PUG. I only get good treats, don't I? You mean all those BISCUITS Auntie B gave me have CALORIES????? And the boxes of delicious Cheddar WET NOSES are just laden with unnecessary FAT?
Oh no, this is a disaster . . . it looks like lettuce for ME for a good long while.
How will I ever