Tuesday, October 9, 2012

AMENdments



I
Noodles the Pug
DO
Solemnly Swear
TO
Not stink butt on Mommy's pillow
ANYMORE
And to not go KooKoo-For-CocoPuffs thirty minutes before dinner
I SWEAR
I will not act like my heart will break if I don't get that piece of carrot
NOR WILL I
Bark at every reflection in the glass doors
I
Will try to maintain my composure
EVEN IF
A stranger or friend comes to the door
MOST OF ALL
I will ignore the doorbell
RINGING ON TV
as it is not real
 AMEN

22 comments:

Sankissjuice said...

Haha, this is so funny. I didnt know you like carrots and cocopuffs...hehe. My piggies love carrots too!!!!

Sankissjuice

stellaroselong said...

Ah noodles you is so funny...I don't think i could keep any of those promises or Sammer couldn't cos he is the barker in this house!!
stella rose

Idaho PugRanch said...

Hee Hee!! Noodles you crack us up!

pughugs,
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Mason the Dog's Mom said...

HEHEHEHE Noodles I used to bark at the tv doorbells too!

BOL!

~Mason

coffeedog said...

aww noodles, you are such a sweetie.
wags.

Casey said...

Ohhhh, that darned doorbell on tv!! Why do they RING it if no one's really at my door?! It's terrible! Just terrible, I tell you!

Winston Wilbur said...

wow it seems like you haves the same issues as me. Yah that doorbell thingy on tv. Mum always gets mad ands says "winston it is not the real doorbell!!!" She also says I am terrible at controlling my whimpers when I see any sort of foods.


WInston

Molly The Wally said...

Ho Ho! Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Noodles you poor baby. We hope you have your toes crossed while saying that stuff
Benny & Lily

Kim Thomas said...

The humans can keep dreaming, BOL...Hugs to you Noodles, CindLu xx

Pearl and Daisy said...

Whoa! That's a lot of stuffs to fix! We say nevermind and be your puggie self. Your mom won't mind (much).

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Reuben said...

no stinkbutt! *gasp* oh the horrors!

love,
Reuben

Oakley and Swisher said...

Bol! Awesome prayer! Er, we mean, Amen! Aaaand if you happen to not 'obey' some of those condiments, we won't tell.

Lots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley

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