Thursday, March 14, 2013

Talking Treatables and Stuff

     This is a post about FOOD. Not just food. MY food in particular. I like my food and I gladly eat it at regular intervals. What I REALLY want, though, is to have MY FOOD available 24/7. I understand that it is not possible for the following reasons

See this waist? I wanna KEEP it this way

  1. I get fat and I get NO TREATS
  2. I can't fit through the outside door and I get NO TREATS
  3. I can't wear my SJ SHARKS t shirt and I get NO TREATS
  4. My collar has to expand another notch and I GET NO TREATS
  5. I look like a bread box when viewed from above and I GET NO TREATS

Obviously TREATS are important to me.

My favorite treats are the Nutro fruity ones. I especially like the berry on as it smells intoxicating and taste phenomenal as well. I also have some organic Peanut Butter and Banana ones my Aunt B got me from Biscuits Give a Dog a Bone pet boutique in Japantown.

But did I mention baby CARROTS???? Those make my heart take wings and fly. I loves loves loves baby carrots. I can have almost as many baby CARROTS as I want because they do not make me fat. They do, however, make me poop a lot and that can be a problem. So I am limited to a few at breakfast OR DINNER.

Molly doesn't like her vegetable. She will kinda nibble a carrot PIECE or lettuce SHRED. But she never gets all that excited about them. She prefers the stinky sloppy BULLY STICK to all other treats.

Molly gnawing away

HAPPY THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Treats!! I like Treats! Gimme Treats!


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Gee Noodles now that Blubber Butt Ernie is on a DIET... we are not getting ANY treats EXCEPT 2 Carrots every evening. WE LOVE THEM... butt WHERE are our TREATS...

WHY oh WHY do Peeps insist on limiting our snacks??? It is a plot... probably hatched by SQUIRRELS.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Noodles, we really feel your pain, treats are the high lite of the day. munch on them carrots and just go poop all you want, it's a natural body function!!!

Your Pals
Susie & bites

Two French Bulldogs said...

We are calling authorities
Benny & Lily

A Day In The Life Of A Goose said...

Oh man, who doesn't love treats? I think that they should be given as dinner and breakfast instead of normal food! ;-) I love baby carrots too!! They are divine and crunchy!!

Casey said...

NO TREATS is a horrible phrase! I think it should be banned.

Randall Cogburn said...

Looks like she's teething, got to keep those teeth in tip top shape.


Payton's mom said...

Noodles, I think you are always treat-worthy!

coffeedog said...

oh noodles, you are so silly. your reason #5 made me laugh.
hey, did you know aoife poops orange if she eats too many carrots? BOL. don't tell her i told you.
wags, bailey

Ellen Gawthorp said...

We had a hard time getting past FOOD available 24/7 ... OMP wouldn't that be pawsome!?!

Then we see NO TREATS ... that is just unthinkable!

We get lots of carrots for treats but our favorites are Pugs In The Kitchen treats!

Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

PS - we think you look perfect!!!!!

stellaroselong said...

We really love these soft little bitty treats that mom gets us that smells like liver, she is trying to use them as "come" "yay you used the pee pad" treats..we loves bully sticks and hates carrots, but loves loves loves all fruits....except mag she doesn't like anything but her food and chicken and treats......
stella rose and mags

Kitty+Coco said...

Noodles, we are with Molly on this one. Carrot sticks just don't cut it for us! No thanks. We want the GOOD stuff like peanut butter anything. Mom likes to give us the BillJack treats because we really like them AND they are small/nutritious.

Kitty+Coco said...

You're speaking my language, Noodles. My dad considered changing my name to "Baby Carrot" because that's just about the only word I'd listen to.

To all those dogs that aren't down with BC's - I'll gladly come take them off your hands (Noodes, you're invited, too).


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