The THREE of us, Me (Noodles), Sunshine the Cat and Molly, were sitting around the other day when the humans were all gone. We needed a time to discuss this matter without the constant interruptions from our well-meaning humans. What could be so important to need dedicated discussion time? Well, simply put. . . MEALTIME.
Yes, MEALTIME. We do have them but they are so. . . um. . . FAR APART!!! I mean, I eat breakfast at 5am and I do not get dinner until 6PM!!! Sunshine eats at 5 am AND 5 pm and Molly eats at 6 am and 6 pm. None of us think this schedule is fair.
What happened to LUNCH? I believe, and correct me if I am wrong, that our humans all pack LUNCHES for the day.
So we finally had some time alone to discuss what course of action we should take to get LUNCH added into our daily meals. I suggested we stage a WHINE-A-THON to make them so miserable that they would give in to our demands. But that STUCK-UP Sunshine the Cat said she would in no way WHINE like a dog. That kind of behavior is beneath FELINES.
She suggested ORGANIZED DESTRUCTION of the human space - knock knick-knacks off the shelves, someone toss pillows off the couch, and so on. It sound like a GUARANTEED time-out to me but Sunshine guarantees it will work.
Molly just wiggled non-stop and looked at us with that silly "HUH?" expression on her face. Lotta help she is. Alas, we came to no solution to our problem because before we knew it the whole FAMILY was home trying to cuddle and pet us. So we adjourned the meeting until another time.
BUT I AM NOT giving up! I want LUNCH and I want it NOW! I am starting a REVOLUTION! Who's with me?
12 comments:
Ohhhhhh Boy Noodles, we are with you, me thinks you have a brillant idea, how about you start a world wide organized day of revolution, tell us when and where and we are there!
Your Pals
The Mad Scots
WE are with you Noodles!! The Great PETS GET LUNCH Revolution!
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
This whine a thon sounds like the perfect solution to this starvation diet
Benny & Lily
Oh, boy, Noodles, there are some dogs around here that would go on strike with you and Molly!
I don't know if I agree with Sunshine's plan, Noodles. I think that trashing the house will only get you guys in BIG TROUBLE - like NO-TREATS-FOR-A-MONTH kind of big trouble.
I think you're on to something with the whining plan. If you can also incorporate some STARING, I think you'll soon get what you want. When you STARE at a human while they are trying to eat, they can't ignore it and will usually give in to your request.
Maybe we can start some kind of larger organization to demand less time between meals!
-Love,
Sid.
i think i'll join you on this revolution because i don't get breakfast. my mom gives me a "brunch", then dinner. what's a brunch? i want 3 square meals a day too.
wags, bailey
What do we want? Lunch!
When do we want it? All the time!
Count all three of us in on the Whineathon!
Tell miss kitty that screeching in the early morning hours is highly effective.
You are SOOOOOO right... We DO deserve to have LUNCH... it THEY get one.
YES!! Let us UNITE in this attempt to BRING On the LUNCH BUCKET!!!
Howdy Mates, well if we're going for lunch, lets add morning and afternoon tea too!! I just know our mum has coffee and cake sometimes and it's just not fair. Thank dog we keep her walking for her fitness! Lunch, lunch, we want lunch! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
I think you have just started something bigger than Casa Noodles! But I'm not going to tell D&D. ;-)
Love,
Christy
I think you're on to something. I agree with you. I have my morning meal at 6:00 a.m. and the evening one at 6:00 p.m. And get this, I was boarded this weekend and the boarding people won't feed me till 9:35 a.m. WHAT THE PUG!
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