Friday, June 13, 2014

It's The Noods and Molly Show

I like this picture because Molly looks so much bigger than me!

Molly and Me. . . Me and Molly. . . it seems like there is a lot of this going on these days. Before she came into the family it was all about ME! Noodles do this. . . Noodles you are so. . . Noodles, Noodles, Noodles.

Now it is all about ME and Molly.

The Noods and Molly Show

(Audience laughter. Fade in to kitchen scene)
Molly: Hi Noods. Howya doing this fine morning?
Noods: Oh Molly, funny you should ask. I tried to get a job yesterday.
Molly: Wow Noods. What made you do that?
Noods:  I was walking down the street minding my own business when I saw a "Help Wanted" sign. It     said must be able to type, must be good with the computer, and must be bilingual. So I went in.
Molly: What happened next? Did someone shoo you out?
Noods: Well a lady tried. She CLAIMED she could not hire a dog. So I pointed out that the sign said the     company was an Equal Opportunity Employer.
Molly: I bet she didn't like you pointing that out.
Noods: No she didn't. But I put on my best PUG MUG with the liquidy eyes and the lady relented; but         not before she told me she needed someone who could type.So I walked over to the typewriter               and wrote "The Quick Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog" twenty times. 
Molly: I bet that really impressed her! What's she say then?
Noods:Well she said she was impressed but she needed someone skilled with the computer.
Molly: I bet that was a bitter pill to swallow. Most dogs do not know computers.
Noods: But I AM NOT A DOG! I am a PUG so I do know computer. I calmly trotted over to the computer and showed her my prowess with several programs. 
Molly: Oh you sure showed her, Noods. She HAD to hire you then - right?
Noods: She said my computer skill was impressive, to be sure; but she still could not hire me because she needed someone bi-lingual And with a smug smile she turned to escort me out the door.
Molly: I am sorry you didn't get the job Noods.
Noods:What makes you think that, Molly? I simply ran to the door to block her from opening it, looked her squarely in the eye, and said "MEOW!"
(Audience laughter crescendos as scene fades out)

HAPPY THING #87: Jokes


stellaroselong said...

bahahah yu showed that womens for sure!!!!!!
angus mac

Mason Kern said...

BOL! Poor noods

Mason said...

HA HA! Nice one, you two. I definitely think you need to do a regular series of The Noods and Molly Show. Your comic timing is fantastic. :)

Sid. said...

HA HA! Nice one, you two. I definitely think you need to do a regular series of The Noods and Molly Show. Your comic timing is fantastic. :)


oakleyses said...

louis vuitton handbags, burberry outlet online, burberry outlet online, gucci handbags, prada handbags, kate spade handbags, longchamp handbags, longchamp outlet online, tiffany jewelry, nike shoes, true religion, coach purses, nike free, tory burch outlet, oakley sunglasses, prada outlet, michael kors outlet store, louis vuitton, michael kors outlet online, polo ralph lauren, cheap oakley sunglasses, longchamp outlet, louis vuitton outlet, true religion outlet, coach outlet, tiffany and co jewelry, christian louboutin outlet, michael kors outlet online, michael kors outlet online, nike air max, chanel handbags, ray ban sunglasses, jordan shoes, christian louboutin shoes, louis vuitton outlet online, ray ban outlet, coach outlet store online, kate spade outlet online, coach outlet, nike air max, michael kors outlet, polo ralph lauren outlet, michael kors outlet online, christian louboutin, red bottom shoes, louis vuitton outlet

oakleyses said...

true religion outlet, mulberry, sac louis vuitton, hollister, hollister, vans pas cher, ralph lauren pas cher, nike roshe run, nike roshe, tn pas cher, air max, barbour, timberland, north face, longchamp pas cher, michael kors canada, nike air force, hermes pas cher, louis vuitton uk, michael kors uk, chaussure louboutin, converse pas cher, true religion jeans, air jordan, nike air max, air max pas cher, sac michael kors, ralph lauren, burberry pas cher, oakley pas cher, longchamp, louis vuitton, abercrombie and fitch, scarpe hogan, louis vuitton pas cher, guess pas cher, nike air max, lacoste pas cher, nike free, north face pas cher, sac vanessa bruno, nike free pas cher, ray ban pas cher, nike blazer pas cher, ray ban uk, lululemon, new balance pas cher

oakleyses said...

nike trainers, babyliss pro, ugg soldes, ferragamo shoes, bottega veneta, celine handbags, uggs on sale, ugg, soccer jerseys, ugg boots, canada goose outlet, soccer shoes, longchamp, hollister, marc jacobs outlet, reebok shoes, chi flat iron, rolex watches, asics shoes, roshe run, mont blanc pens, abercrombie and fitch, p90x workout, ugg boots, mcm handbags, ugg outlet, uggs outlet, jimmy choo shoes, new balance outlet, nfl jerseys, instyler ionic styler, ghd, nike huarache, herve leger, canada goose, insanity workout, valentino shoes, lululemon outlet, beats headphones, uggs outlet, vans outlet, giuseppe zanotti, north face jackets, wedding dresses, north face outlet, birkin bag, mac cosmetics, canada goose outlet

oakleyses said...

thomas sabo uk, swarovski uk, replica watches, moncler, hollister canada, pandora jewelry, wedding dress, hollister, canada goose outlet, pandora charms, oakley, timberland shoes, moncler, links of london uk, supra shoes, canada goose uk, moncler, canada goose, swarovski jewelry, hollister clothing, ralph lauren, uggs canada, converse, moncler, moncler outlet, moncler, gucci, parajumpers outlet, iphone 6 case, converse shoes, karen millen, toms outlet, baseball bats, moncler, nike air max, ray ban, louboutin, juicy couture outlet, canada goose, ugg, coach outlet, juicy couture outlet, louis vuitton canada, canada goose pas cher, montre femme, air max, vans, pandora uk, lancel