Thursday, July 24, 2014

So While Molly Was Leaping and Climbing. . .

I was visiting VENDORS and talking to folks about their products and services. I really had a lot of fun doing so AND BEST OF ALL, I got lots and lots of treats. As you know, I have been BANNED from treats for a while now due to excessive weight. I lost a fair amount when I was sick a few weeks back BUT THAT NEVER seems to be enough. I am still on a TREAT ban. So here was the best opportunity I would ever have to score treats without out Mommy being able to do much about it. After all, she didn't want to be rude and tell people NO, MY PUG IS FAT. How uncool would THAT be? 

Here is my M.O. for scoring vendor treats -

  1. Trot don't walk - enthusiasm wins
  2. Flash those ORBS - if ya got it flaunt it
  3. Sit and wait - be polite. Jumping gets you nothing
  4. Tilt your head when talked to - looking interested is a surefire way to score

Works for me!


Mason Kern said...

Your pawrents won't even give you healthy treats like fruits and veggies?? How horrid, I would die!


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD NOODLES... we wrote those down... fur the next time we go some place like that. YOU are BRILLIANT.

Glad that you SCORED Some TREATS...

Frank The Tank said...

Oh my Pugness Noodles you have treats scoring right down to a fine art, you look so beautiful with those wrinkles and amazing orbs, who wouldn't want to give you a little something?! It looks like a really fun place to be and it sounds like you had such a good day! I know what you mean about the weight loss , I'm right there with you, banned from all nice foodables until I reach my goal weight, I've gone from 15kg to 13kg already but the Vet STILL isn't happy! Ugh! Love and Licks from your furiend Frank XxxxxxxxX

stellaroselong said...

We think your list would be an excellent class for the new puppies just starting to blog.
stella rose

Two French Bulldogs said...

Sounds like fun. Bet you didn't even have to work hard for those treats due to all that cuteness
Lily & Edward

Anonymous said...

WAIT!.......Back Up....whos calling you way! A pup can never have to many treats!

The Mad Scots

Idaho PugRanch said...

Great advice! that sit and wait is a tough one though!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Payton's mom said...

I hope you scored lots of tasty treats, Noodles!

Anna the GSD said...

You are a master of treat scoring! Way to go!!!