Friday, March 20, 2015
Treat Me RIGHT
Hi. I am Noodles the Pug. I am sitting at this table for one reason - and one reason only. I am waiting
for a TREAT. That's right, you heard it. I am waiting for a TREAT.
I have tried sitting. I have tried shaking paws 'til they nearly go numb. I have even tried "the Jimmy" move that Puglet (The Daily Puglet) made so popular. Nothing. Nada. Rien. Zippity Doo Dah. So I decided to have a TREAT IN at the table and MAYBE somepuggy will get the hint.
I am sure you are thinking, "Noodles the Pug, do you mean you get NO TREATS?"
I get SOME TREATS - but never more than TWO TREATS a day and usually just ONE TREAT broken in half and given to me at different times or shared with Molly. I am wise to that one, Mommys. And the selection is, shall we say, limited? No grain. Low fat. Dehydrated. If I am lucky, I get a salad (no dressing) with my dinner. But that is IT!
So I am sitting here for a CAUSE. I am sitting here in hopes that someday the TREATS will flow. I am doing this for you, and YOU, AND YOU.
We all deserve TREATS - and today, I am going to FIGHT for my RIGHT to indulge in TREATS.