Me: OH MY DIGGITY DOG, Molly - What do we have here?
Molly: Why Noodles, I do believe this is a box from. . . . yes it certainly is . . . (jumps excitedly) . . . It looks like a box from CHEWY.COM!
Me: Did we ORDER something?
Molly: (full on jumping on and in the box) No! This is what we chose from the CHEWY.COM newsletter for MARCH! OMD!! It arrived so quickly. Gotta love that CHEWY.COM.
Me: Oh that is right! I remember SALIVATING. . . no, I mean READING . . . the newsletter and then picking something out. What'd we choose, again?
Molly: Oh Noodles! (panting heavily at one particular box) We chose the Victor's Chicken and Vegetables wet food. Oh I am so HYPED to try it!
Me: It looks real GOOD. Now I remember why I chose it. We have NEVER tried this food before and from the description it looked like something we would enjoy - I mean. . . Chicken, Chicken Broth, Beef Broth, Chicken Liver, Dried Egg Whites, Dried Egg Product, Potato Starch, Carrots, Peas, Natural Flavor, Guar Gum, Dried Plain Beet Pulp, Ground Flaxseed, Salt, Sodium Phosphate, Calcium Carbonate, Potassium Chloride, Sodium Carbonate, Vitamins (Vitamin E Supplement, Thiamine Mononitrate, Niacin Supplement, D-Calcium Pantothenate, Vitamin A Supplement, Riboflavin Supplement, Biotin, Vitamin B12 Supplement, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Vitamin D3 Supplement, Folic Acid), Minerals (Ferrous Sulfate, Zinc Oxide, Copper Proteinate, Sodium Selenite, Manganese Sulfate, Potassium Iodide), Choline Chloride, Magnesium Oxide. . . All of the FOODABLES are right there at the beginning. And the other less pronounceable stuff is all naturally occurring minerals and vitamins. I don't see any of those nasty preservatives, either.
Molly: That's right, Noodles. This is 100% food - human grade food. And the fact it has no grain means it also is low on the allergy scale. Grains are usually fillers anyhow.
Me: (drooling a little) I really think we need to TRY this food to know if it is something we would recommend - don't you think, Molly?
Molly: Oh yes indeed, Noodles. And right now.
Me: Nom! Nom! Nom! (muffled words from speaking with full mouth) Maw-wee - fis is reeby goob stuff. . . Wha yawb fink?
Molly: (licking her lips) You are so right, Noodles. This is good stuff. And just that little taste was so satisfying. The chicken chunks look a little like FORMED meat but when I bite into them the chickeniness is there.
Me: (obsessively licking her bowl) And that sauce! It is to DIE for. I think this is gonna be an easy review, Molly. I am already a fan.
Molly: You're a fan of food - period! Has there ever been a food you don't like?
Me: Not really. But I have DEGREES of goodness and this one is of the higher degree. I am giving this food 16 PAWS UP.
Molly: Ummmmmm, Combines we only have 8 paws.
Me: That's how much I like it!!!! Double your pleasure. . . double your fun. . . try VICTOR'S Chicken and Vegetable dinner today.
** We were not paid for this script. We were not paid to perform (eat). We are not equity actors (yet). We were sent free of charge enough food to try and form an opinion. All opinions expressed in this blog are ours and ours alone. Thank you Chewy.com for giving us this opportunity.