Friday, December 8, 2017

Sabotage - Pug Style

Yes. I HAVE used this photo a number of times

I am the MISTRESS of sabotage. I have spent eight years honing my craft and today I can honestly say that I have totally ROCKED IT!

See. . . Mommy gets up very early every morning. Yes, she does so at MY prodding so I can get in on an early morning brekkie (breakfast). I make it virtually impossible for her to stay in bed past 6:30 am no matter what time she went to bed. Once I am done eating (like in .002 seconds after I start), I return to BED. Lucky for me I have beds in virtually every corner of the house (usually filled by Sunshine the Cat or Molly the Bed Hog - but they are not up this early). Mommy, on the other hand, is up and running with little to no chance of returning to the warm confines of her bed. 

Am I remorseful? Not a chance.

This was my latest SABOTAGE mission


Note the positioning - right on her LAP. Molly helped by snuggling really really close and restricting Mommy's movement. The trick to this move is to start SNORING as soon as possible. This makes Mommy feel guilty should she need to get up and "Disturb" us. We are not really asleep as is evidenced in our dashing into the kitchen should anyone enter in there. BUT until that happens, Mommy is my captive. 

This morning (when the photo happened) we managed to delay Mommy's getting ready and going to work by a FULL TWO HOURS! In the meantime, we were aided by the appearance of Zac Efron and Ed Sheeran on the Today show. If I could read, you would swear I planned it.

Do any of you sabotage your humans into doing YOUR bidding rather than their own?

4 comments:

Idaho PugRanch said...

I have gotten used to sleeping in somewhat since the peeps have retired but I also am all about getting up for breakfast then going back to bed!
hugs
Mabel

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I go back to bed too ,, soon as I eat!
love
tweedles

Julie said...

Oh yes Noodles, it’s LAW in our house, no one is allowed to wake the puppy up so if I’m asleep on a lap, that peep has to stay there!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
PeeS please use that photo often, you look adorable

Casey said...

WOW! Noodles, you are PAWESOME at that! I love holding my momma's lap captive too.