Kinda like my Mommy #1's friend's dog Louie. Louie is about the same size as Riley but TEN TIMES more excitable. Really!!!! I have seen him jump as high as the TOP of their screen door. Whoa! Anyhow, I was visiting their house yesterday, getting some lovin' (and smoked gouda) from the daddy when the next thing we all knew, Louie was IN THE HOUSE and totally had my butt IN HIS MOUTH!!!!! Wha'????? He didn't bite me and he wasn't gonna eat me . . . but he had my cute lil pug butt in his mouth before anyone could react! I was a little scared by it and CLUNG to Mommy's shoulder when she picked me up. But I wasn't hurt at all.
All I was trying to do is be furiends.
Before this even happened, though, we had gone to the park.My usual park with my usual ducks, pigeons, and geese. I was having fun chasing birds and trotting along the paths. That is - until my Mommy spotted some friends and their dog - Callie.
Callie is a poodle.
A vocal poodle (she is 9 mos old).
She scared me to pieces. I was doing my SCREAMING bark which I reserve for really scary things like SHADOWS and DOORBELLS!
I really really really wanted to be furiends with her too. . . but she barked so loud. . . and she lunged at me. I was CLINGING to Mommy #2 and burying my cute lil PUG NOSE in her shoulder. SAVE ME MOMMY!
These adventures gave me NIGHTMARES - all night - visions like THIS