Ladies and Gentlemen,
Do not adjust your dial. What I am about to tell you is vital to life AS WE KNOW IT! I know this sounds fantastical but you must believe me . . .
There are MONSTERS in washing machines!
I HEARD it! I SAW it make the machine shake! I SHUDDER to think of the HAVOC it will cause should it escape.
Oh DOG! I hope I am STRONG enough for this challenge!
- I BARK for as long Mommy let me!
- I jump at the washing machine to let it know MY FURY
- I bare my TEETH (they look so cute in that window) to prove I am serious
- I GROWL deep in my little puggy chest to establish my TURF
Are YOU up to the CHALLENGE?