Tuesday, October 11, 2011

I Have NO Idea What You Are Saying!

So I was laying on the bed minding my own business (NOT to be confused with BIDness which I most certainly way NOT doing on the BED) when all of a sudden Mommy told me to GET OFF THE BED!

Well, I looked at her like she had lost her cotton-pickin' mind because, well, I did NOT want to get off the BED. I was quite COMFORTABLE, thank you.

She UNCHARACTERISTICALLY raised her voice to me. . . telling me to get down NOW! I think her exact words were "Noodles get going - I need you to DOFF your head (?) so I can put a NEW PUG on there."

Wha'?????? That cannot be! Mommy CANNOT and WOULD NOT replace ME! And furthermore, I did not DIG being commanded in such an UNHAPPY way! So I admit, I grumbled a bit and maybe I laid my ears back in a sorta DEFIANT way. But I was not being BAD!

Next thing I knew I was sliding off the BED and toward the FLOOR! What in the Wide Wide World of PUGS is going on here Mommy, I BEGGED (which I look SO CUTE doing, I must say)? The blankets and sheets kept sliding DOWN, Down, Down. Next thing I knew, I was on the FLOOR!

"Silly Noodles," Mommy said as she picked me up and cuddled me. "I SAID I need you off the bed so I can put new  SHEETS on it. That is all."

I guess that just goes to show you, Mommy, I said. You and I need to WORK on our COMMUNICATION SKILLS.


Payton said...

I hear ya, Noodles! These humans need to learn how to speak better! Hehee!
PS. I love that picture of you!!

MochiMachoMarshmallow said...

I think all the misunderstanding could have been avoided if our mommies just wait until we are ready to get out of the bed.


Meredith LeBlanc said...

We have to agree, Momma's need to wait for when the pug's ready, not the other way around.

Meredith & Scarlet

Frankie Furter said...

THAT was NOT nice... forcing you to get up... WAAAAAAY too soon!! SHEESH!

Minnie and Mack said...

OMG, that was so funny! So glad is was not another pug coming to replace you!

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Kippy Marrie said...

Amiguinha voce é muito fofa. Amo ter voce sempre no blog e seus recados. Voce é muito legal.
Amanhã aqui no Brasil é DIA DAS CRIANÇAS, por isso, passei para te desejar um FELIZ DIA DAS CRIANÇAS, para voce e todos que sentem-se crianças. Ser CRIANÇA é ser sempre FELIZ!
Até mais amiguinha.
Aus aus da amiguinha do Brasil ...


Archie and Melissa said...

lol noodles!
you are so cute!
it is ok... we all hear things sometimes in a way that are not being said at all.
what a good post and reminder!

Kitcaboodles said...

MOL Noodles - your face is a picture!! And annunciate mummy, ANNUNCIATE :op

PugSlope.com said...

Noodles, that sounded traumatic! Surely your mom must realize that in order to maintain such a high level of cuteness, you require a certain amount of un-interrupted sleep. Sheesh. -Love, Sid.

Two French Bulldogs said...

These women!
Benny & Lily

Southern Fried Pugs said...

What, you don't help make the bed? By running to all corners, wrestling under the sheets, pulling the blankets? Maybe it's just us. Of course, it helps with multipugs.

Wilma said...

What the heck was the big rush anyways Noodles. If you are like me, you will only rub your mug all over the new sheets as soon as they are on!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh Noodles,,, well thank goodness you heard wrong..
But then maybe your mom had crackers in her mouth and was not talking clear?
I guess clean sheets is ok,, if it must happpen- it must happen.

tubby3pug said...

Get of the bed, how silly. Remember a new pug can mean more treats for the oldest pug, thats how our mom bribes us

Pia said...

when i am sad, i only have to look at your pictures! they always make me laugh.

noodles, you are awesome! :)