So I was laying on the bed minding my own business (NOT to be confused with BIDness which I most certainly way NOT doing on the BED) when all of a sudden Mommy told me to GET OFF THE BED!
Well, I looked at her like she had lost her cotton-pickin' mind because, well, I did NOT want to get off the BED. I was quite COMFORTABLE, thank you.
She UNCHARACTERISTICALLY raised her voice to me. . . telling me to get down NOW! I think her exact words were "Noodles get going - I need you to DOFF your head (?) so I can put a NEW PUG on there."
Wha'?????? That cannot be! Mommy CANNOT and WOULD NOT replace ME! And furthermore, I did not DIG being commanded in such an UNHAPPY way! So I admit, I grumbled a bit and maybe I laid my ears back in a sorta DEFIANT way. But I was not being BAD!
Next thing I knew I was sliding off the BED and toward the FLOOR! What in the Wide Wide World of PUGS is going on here Mommy, I BEGGED (which I look SO CUTE doing, I must say)? The blankets and sheets kept sliding DOWN, Down, Down. Next thing I knew, I was on the FLOOR!
"Silly Noodles," Mommy said as she picked me up and cuddled me. "I SAID I need you off the bed so I can put new SHEETS on it. That is all."
I guess that just goes to show you, Mommy, I said. You and I need to WORK on our COMMUNICATION SKILLS.