Monday, August 13, 2012


Mommy called me F-A-T yesterday
It was AFTER Bellatrix's PAWSOME birthday PAWty
She said of ALL the pugs there I was the POR-KI-EST
Some weighed MORE but they were all TALLER than me
I am supposed to be a PETIT PUG not a PORKY PUG

You know what that means
and ends with a AY-EHT!!!!

Bellatrix, BLESS YOU! At least I was allowed some of your YUMMY BIRTHDAY CAKE before the axe dropped on my allowed FOODABLES.



Suzy said...

Oh no, Noodles! RUN!!

Sam and Pippen said...


Just tell your mom what we tell ours... its our furs that make us look F-A-T! Under all that we are really skinny minis!

Sam and Pippen

Casey said...

What is WITH moms and all the insults lately?! I think you look like the perfect pug, Noodles.

Two French Bulldogs said...

We tell mom to look in the mirror cause our "fat" is muscle
Benny & Lily

Kari in Vegas said...

Sigh that was not very nice of her

Stop on by for a visit

Meredith LeBlanc said...

WHAT!!!! You look perfect to us, you tell your Mom you need extra treats to keep up your cuteness.

Meredith & Scarlet

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Like the Ram said to the Sheep...
I feel you pain my furend.
PeeS... maybe TOMORROW you could LICK the Screen when you see my blog. It is about YOU !

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Oh Noodles, that stinks. But maybe your moms could give you apples and green beans as treats. They barely digest so you don't get any calories from them which means you can eat more!

Oakley and Swisher said...

You can borrow my brother Oakley if you want. He makes me chase him all the time, even when I don't want to. But they say it's good exercise, and it helps us Puggy's out. Good luck!

Lots of licks,
Swisher.... and Oakley

Frank The Tank said...

Awwww Noodles!
I think you are GORGEOUSE no matter what you look like!
I'm on the dreded "D" word too! We need like a Diet club going on here in blogville where we all get weighed and say what food and excersise we have had and log it down! Love, Licks and Hugs from your chubby porker of a pugalier pal Frank xxxxxxxxxxx

stellaroselong said...

Ahhh Noodles you go pack your bags right now, and jump on the nearest steamboat and sail down the river to our house, "mean ole cat Dietzman" will chase you around so much you will be trimmer in no time, plus we eat lots of green beans, apples, and blueberries here, well whenever mom remembers to grocery shop...anywho you are not chubby you are perfect your mom needs an attitude adjustment...sam weighs 24 lbs and he is a really tall puggie, he is pure muscle mom says (i say he is a can of crisco)
your buddy
stella rose

Payton's mom said...

Diet...not fun. But Noodels, I must say that this pic of you is the cutest!! I think a roll or two adds to yyour perfect puggy charm!

Reuben said...

Bummer, Noodles. I was going to say that you no is fat, only fluffy, but the Mayor beat me to it! How bout this: you no is fat, you is robust.