Friday, August 24, 2012

Waist Not Want Not - The Adage Has A WHOLE New Meaning

Bellatrix's Daddy took this Picture

I am sure you will recall that after Bellatrix's AWESOME PAWty my Mommy said compared to all of the other PUGS I was F-A-T! Mind you, most weighed more than me but they were A LOT TALLER than me. I am a petite PUG. I am the SNOOKI of Cali Shores! So a little weight really shows.

Thank you to all who came to my defense, I appreciate it; although I must be truthful here . . .

MOMMY WAS RIGHT!

I saw the pictures, I saw the proof. OMP where did all that weight COME FROM? So right after the CAKE Mommy put me on a, dare I say it, D-I-E-T. Yes, she cut my rations to almost nothing and changed all of my treats to HEALTHY ones (i.e. carrots, lettuce, plain yogurt, green beans, and corn cobs). It has been a tough 2 weeks. I had to keep my ACTIVITY (yeah, right! I am a PUG, people) up despite no snacks and no, well, FOOD.

But after two weeks, I can see results. There is a waist that I hadn't seen in a while. (I thought it was hiding under the bed!) And I can almost go through the sliding glass door again WITHOUT it being flung COMPLETELY open!

So I guess the old ADAGE can be rewritten from WASTE NOT WANT NOT (which I am clueless about) to WAIST NOT WANT NOT. Because when you are eating to your heart's content, your WAIST is definitely NOT anywhere to be found.

Welcome home, lil' one.

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stellaroselong said...

Noodles..Noodles..noodles don't you believe our pug society is to much absorbed by the notion that a pug is F-A-T!! Haven't you heard the old adage Big is Beautiful.
Now healthy on the other hand is different...all of us want you to be healthy..and it sounds you are eating everything for that goal..(or maybe your turning into a rabbit) I haven't figured that out yet.
By the way, could you measure how tall you are cos mom just realized yu weigh the same as me, and if you are F-A-T then OH NO...OH NO!!!! Please send me your height as soon as possible so hopefully I am taller than you!!
stella rose

Kitty+Coco said...

Well I thought you were just right, but I guess it IS bikini season and we must all look our best. I do admit to being shocked that I have a neck roll in certain pics. Sigh...the fate of being a pugger. Good luck with your dieting (my condolenses).

Kitty+Coco

stellaroselong said...

Noodles its stella again..did you say you are eating corn cobs??? Like eating them how...i didn't know we could eat corn cobs..but then I didn't know there was a whole world of food out there till I started to blog!
stellie rose

stellaroselong said...

Oh Noodles why or why did I ask you how tall you are now I have doomed myself to a world of rabbit food and frozen water again if mom reads your post...I am 11.5 inches tall when I stand on my tiptoes...maybe i should put some heels on ...i don't know noodles now you have me all worried i think i shall delete our conversation before mom gets home and reads this...lets keep this between you and me noodles..okay!

s.r.

Blueberry's human said...

Aw - you are getting your girlish figure back! ;)

You'll get used to the healthy snacks - hey, it's better than nothing, right?

Megan and Jasper said...

Noodles, you have got to be just about the cutest little thing there is (other than us, that is)! Short, tall, fat, or skinny, you got it going on!!

Mason the Dog's Mom said...

Noodles. I saw a photo of a man with seven pugs around him and he said he found his Nirvana! I thoughts of you and your mommy!

~Mason
PS. I would tell mommy that corn cobs can cause costly damages to our insides. Like surgery or even death! Maybe we not chew dese anymore?

Noodles said...

Since several FURiends have asked, I DO NOT eat the corn cob itself. I get to chew the juicy stuff for about 10 mins or less and then it is taken away from me. I would never recommend anyone eat something dangerous. My good FURiend Riley ate a whole cob once and had to have surgery (thousands of dollars worth).
LOVE NOODLES

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hey Noodles... if you lose a bunch of weight... you get all new Toys and stuffs... or maybe that is Clothes when Peeps lose weight. Well, let's just hope you get some new toys... since you are not getting your favorite TREATS.. OK??

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I just saw your question about those WIPES.... Benny and Lily had some of them and they have the same kind of face crinkles that you do. They DO seem very MILD. YET they actually CLEANED... at least on OUR furs.

Winston Wilbur said...

That totally makes sense, Waist not want not. I hate that word DIET I have been on one for like... forevers!


Winston

Two French Bulldogs said...

mom is talking Botox
Benny & Lily

Cotton said...

You no is fat!:)
Woofs
Cotton

Molly The Wally said...

Hey Noodles we are on a diet too, well until the squirrel season starts and then I run so much I can eat what I like. Roll on squirrels. Have a great Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Southern Fried Pugs said...

We pugs pay a big price for being so adorable. Being so likely to gain weight! It sounds like you are on the right track though. Veggies are awesome snacks. Have you tried dehydrated sweet potatoes and apples? They are easy to make at home, store forever and are almost like rawhides but healthy! Mom's making up a batch of apples this weekend!

Logan Maggie said...

Aweeeee, we think you are a cutie pie. Oh, and our DNA test came back yesterday, go check out our blog for a good laugh.

PugSlope.com said...

Well, Noodles, at least I'm not the only one. Sigh.

The same thing has been going around in my house, too. I blame on the lack of exercise due to the extremely high temps this summer.

I've been getting green beans mixed in with my food and baby carrots as treats - I actually LOVE baby carrots and green beans so I don't mind that much.

Can't wait to celebrate our waists coming back soon!

-Love,
Sid.

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