Thursday, August 22, 2013
You Said WHAT?
The other day I was wandering around the kitchen, minding my own BUSINESS, when suddenly I detected some food nearby. It was so delicious smelling that drool started forming in the corners of my jowls. Then it was running down my muzzle, threatening to drip all over my chin.
So I quickened my pace a little in an effort to find said FOOD. I rounded the island and VOILA! There is was - a bowl of mouth-watering kibble mixed with delicately flavored pumpkin and topped with a shaving of coconut oil (it was in the fridge because of the hot weather). I reared back on my hind legs, poised to make a MAD DASH for the dish.
Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I spy MOLLY tip-toeing toward the bowl. No! No! NO!!! She cannot get there before me! I increased my pace. . . I'm. . . .gonna. . . . make. . . . it. . . . .
"NOODLES STOP RIGHT NOW!"
Huh? Whosee. . . whatee???
"That is Molly's dinner! Get away from it now!"
I was THIS close, too.