Monday, September 19, 2016

#chewyinfluencer . . . I EAT Like a Pirate. . .

This day be speak like a scurvy pirate day sponsored by Louis.


I thought it'd be a ruckas to do me second Nutro Wild Frontier Rollin' Meadows Recipe Grain-Free Dry sea monster grub review in 'tis format. But first - a SONG! Stop me if ye've heard 'tis before. . . .

based on the lyrics by

I EAT LIKE A Pirate King

Oh, better far to snack while I lie
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than nibble a sanctimonious tart,
Full of pirate FOOD and a pirate heart.
Away to the unhealthy FOOD go you,
Where puppies eat like their humans do;
But I’ll be true to the kibble I bring,
And live and EAT like a Pirate King.

For I EAT like a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To EAT like a Pirate King!

For I EAT like a Pirate King!
You do!
Hurrah for our Pirate FOOD!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To EAT like a Pirate King.
It is!
Hurrah for our Pirate FOOD!
King & Chorus.
Hurrah for the/our Pirate FOOD!

But me thinks Kevin Kline said it better -

Molly can't wait to dig in

But on to more deadly serious matters, buckos. One be what one eats 'n in th' case 'o Nutro Wild Frontier Rollin' Meadows Recipe what one be be HEALTHY! Look here what 'tis marvelous kibble contains

Lamb, Chicken Meal, Chickpeas, Peas, Lamb Meal, Chicken Fat (Preserved with Mixed Tocopherols), Dried Potatoes, Dehydrated Alfalfa Meal, Potato Protein, Sunflower Oil (Preserved with Mixed Tocopherols), Natural Flavor, Flaxseed, Choline Chloride, Dl-Methionine, Potassium Chloride, Salt, Zinc Sulfate, Niacin Supplement, Biotin, Vitamin E Supplement, D-Calcium Pantothenate, Riboflavin Supplement (Vitamin B2), Vitamin B12 Supplement, Iron Amino Acid Chelate, Copper Amino Acid Chelate, Selenium Yeast, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Manganese Amino Acid Chelate, Vitamin A Supplement, Thiamine Mononitrate (Vitamin B1), Vitamin D3 Supplement, Potassium Iodide, Folic Acid, Rosemary Extract, Decaffeinated Green Tea Extract, Spearmint Extract.

I, Noodles the Pug, claim this whole treasure

Do ye spy wit' ye eye anythin' on 'tis list that raises a RED FLAG? No, neither did I. It be a treasure trove 'o goodness that I fer one lust.

Nutro Wild Frontier Rollin' Meadows be a high protein grub made to gift pets th' energy they need to live life to th' fullest. 'n it be made in th' USA wit' local in'redients 'n only natural preservatives. challenged us to put grub in me gullet 'tis grub fer 30 days 'n then review it. We be almost done wit' th' challenge. I can be tellin' ye one thin' fer sure - we lust lust loves it. 'n so far, we be feelin' pretty darn jolly.

*we were not paid for this review nor were we told how to write it and what to say. All opinions are our alone. We received 30 days worth of food so we could evaluate it and write our conclusions.


stellaroselong said...

Well that is pretty cool that you liked that. We will remember that when we see it on the list. stella rose

Christmas said...

If pirates LOVE treats, than I eat like a pirate!

Anonymous said...

Hhhhaaarrrr! Thou be the finest pirate pug in dogdom.
Thanks for the review cap'n. We shall seek out this treasure and purloin it to our scurvy vessel.

Pirate Daisy and Rear Admiral (lapsed) Scooter Pugman

LBJ said...

You're got some GREAT foodables there. For Bark like a Pirate day <p, got lazy since she's writing hot and heavy this week to meet her publishers wishes, and just opened a box of CHUM HELPER.


Abby Lab

Julie said...

Did you have a Treasure Map to follow to your tasty Treasure Trove Noodles?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx