The MOST Important Thing to ME

Ummm - is that MY foot sticking out of that
pillow, and why does it look so unconnected?

I have been thinking. 

I have been thinking long.

I have been thinking HARD.

I realize.

There are some things Important to me.

There are some things that AREN'T.

There are somethings I need.

There are somethings I WANT.

So what do I do about it?

Well . . .

I bark when I need to go out.

I bark when I want to eat.

I bark when I am scared.

I bark when I am playing.

I bark when I tell my story.

It seems to me. . .

My HUMANS do NOT understand what I want. They do not hear the NUANCES in my bark. I totally know how GROOT feels.

Therefore, here are things that are important to me so my huMOMMYS kinda know - or have a ballpark idea - of what I need

• Regular meals
• TREATS
• Regular Cuddles
• TREATS
• Scheduled bidness breaks
• TREATS
• To feel safe
• TREATS

I am pretty sure TREATS will cover all situations.