Tuesday, March 8, 2011

I AM NOT FAT Tuesday


Mommy: Morning Noodles. Happy FAT Tuesday!
Noodles: Why are you calling me FAT?
Mommy: I am not calling you FAT! I said Happy FAT Tuesday!
Noodles: But I don't understand why you're calling me FAT. I have dieted for over a MONTH!
Mommy: FAT Tuesday is the feast day before the fasting of LENT begins - it is the lead in to EASTER!
Noodles: But why does that mean you have to call me FAT!
Mommy: Noodles! I never said you were FAT.
Noodles: Then why'd you say 'Happy Tuesday FATTY,' huh?
Mommy: I never said FATTY. I said FAT TUESDAY!
Noodles: Since I am already FAT, does that mean I can eat all I want today?
Mommy: NO! Get ready for the Mardi Gras party - and don't wear that collar - it makes you look FAT!

Noodles and Sunshine the Cat are ready for the party. Open (click) the door to join them.


Kitty+Coco said...

Noodles, you are totally not fat. Women can be catty sometimes (no offense intended, Sunshine). You should eat a ton of treats though to help your feelings.

Load up the daquaris!

Kitty and Coco

Anonymous said...

Hope you and Sunshine have lots of fun on Fat Tuesday. And because you are far from Fat, you should indulge in lots of yummies.
Another, more appealing name for this day is Pancake Tuesday. Now that's something you can really sink your teeth into.


Salinger The Pug said...

HEEEEEEEEEELLLLS NO, you're not fat!!!!

Have a great time at the party and be sure to get lots of BEADS! ( . ) ( . ) !!!!

(mom is laughing....I don't know why).


Minnie Moo said...

Noodles you have a beautiful figure :)


Minnie Moo

Barbara said...

Noodles, not only are you NOT fat, you're adorable!

Macho (And Nicole!) said...

Noodles- you should tell your mom that if it is Fat Tuesday for everyone else, it should be Fat Tuesday for you too! Here in Michigan Fat Tuesday means we eat big deep fried doughnuts with custard or fruit/jelly inside called paczkis (whether you are Polish or not!).


AFSocksScylla said...

Noodles, We are so glad you and Sunshine are @ the party. We had Mommy fetch us some shrimp pizza, come grab a slice.

Anna the GSD said...

You are so not fat, but you could use some more noms...I mean, everyone can use more noms!!

Frankie Furter said...

Noodles... you are NOT Fat... you are perfect.
Happy Fat Tuesday, Noodles. OH NO... here we go again.. hehehe

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

We forgot all about Fat Tuesday this year! :( Its okay though... our favorite holiday is St. Patrick's Day!

Benny and Lily said...

they need to change the name..cause none of us are fat
Benny & Lily

Winston, Kizzy and Tika of Two Cats and a Pug said...

Happy........... big Tuesday.

There, How is thats.... not fat! just bigs! Like me Winston heres. Pft Fatty NEVER! not yous! The nerve of your momma!

WInston Wilbur

Treat Lover said...

Noodles, my brother Chili used to be called Fatty before he came to live with us. Everybody at the pug rescue place made a big fuss about us changing his name. But we forgot to celebrate Big Tuesday last night...