|I am NOT FAT|
Mommy: Morning Noodles. Happy FAT Tuesday!
Noodles: Why are you calling me FAT?
Mommy: I am not calling you FAT! I said Happy FAT Tuesday!
Noodles: But I don't understand why you're calling me FAT. I have dieted for over a MONTH!
Mommy: FAT Tuesday is the feast day before the fasting of LENT begins - it is the lead in to EASTER!
Noodles: But why does that mean you have to call me FAT!
Mommy: Noodles! I never said you were FAT.
Noodles: Then why'd you say 'Happy Tuesday FATTY,' huh?
Mommy: I never said FATTY. I said FAT TUESDAY!
Noodles: Since I am already FAT, does that mean I can eat all I want today?
Mommy: NO! Get ready for the Mardi Gras party - and don't wear that collar - it makes you look FAT!
Noodles and Sunshine the Cat are ready for the party. Open (click) the door to join them.