I am a confessed and confused LICKER. I lick everything - clean bowls, carpets, tile, and sometimes I simply lick the AIR. My favorite thing to lick, though is a blanket. Not just any blanket - HAS to be a fleece blanket.
I lick and lick until my Mommys yell at me and try and calm me down. I lick and lick until my chin is covered in SPIT. I cannot help it - I just gotta lick.
Well last night was THE WORST! I could not stop licking no matter how many times Mommy would snuggle me and talk soothingly to me. I licked and licked like there was no tomorrow. I licked with a crazed look in my eyes and a frenzy in my step!
I licked until I got BANNED from the bedroom and had to spend the night in my crate.
Funny thing is - I stopped licking then.
I have a gnawing feeling . . . and I am sure it is just HUNGER . . . but it gets me to thinking that perhaps . . . yes, I am almost sure I am HUNGRY . . .I, uh, lost my train of thought . . . I guess I am simply hungry.
Mommy, do we have any bones in the house?
I am SURE that would cure my Lickey Lou BLUES.
14 comments:
My brudder is a licker too, mostly his feetsies but on ocassion he'll lick da blankies. Mum just tells him to stop and he stops...yes, he is da goody two paws around heres.
I do wonders why you haves such a fascination withs lickin'...very interesting. But, I sees no harm in lickin' da bowls...hehehehe!
Puddles
Minnie is a licker too. She can't sleep until she licks the sheets clean. It's gross, but she likes it.
Hi, my name is Uff-Da and I am a licky lou too. My obsession is Daddy's recliner where he puts his feet, my paws, and my nose. Sometimes I'll clean the couch. Nothing will stop me until I get my "licking fix". Is there help out there for pugs like us?
Uff-Da
I have a Licky Lou too! Actually, I've got TWO! Klaus likes to lick EVERYTHING - his people, his paws, and weirdest of all - my computer! Natty licks her own Frito feet and - get this - HUMAN TOES! Ewwwwww. ;)
I'm thinkin you were just gettin in practice fur..... Ice Cream Season!!!!! hehehe
I get in trouble fur lickin too. SIGH
Noodle, I think you and my sister, Phoebe, are kindred souls.
I'm a face licker myself! But if it tastes good, then lick away I say.
But really, does a fleece blankie taste that good?
Drools and licks, (ha ha ha)
Minnie and Mack
Noodles I lick too! My favorite thing to lick is my Dads face. I love licking the top of his head too. Mom says he must taste like chciken! Does your blankey taste like chickens perhaps?
Hugs your licky pal Sequoia
My parents' dog, Chloe, licks the crap out of our microsuede couches...she also licks hands, legs, faces, arms, and whatever else is near her. It drives us nuts.
Riley seems to have an obsession with certain spots on our carpets. She has about 4 or 5 "special spots" that she obsessively licks if she hasn't gotten enough activity that day. She'll stop if I tell her to most of the time.
Too bad you had to go sleep in the crate! Is it just a nervous thing you do or is it maybe some kind of obsession or fixation, like Riley's? Hopefully you'll get to sleep back in the bed tonight! :)
Elyse and Riley
Bella has a case of the lickey lous too!
Little Janie is a Lickey Lou, too!! But only with one thing: The Kitchen Floor!! After she eats, and gets a drink...she proceeds to slowly walk and lick the entire floor! Why? We don't know. It is cute but kinda yucky at the same time, ya know it...after all it's the kitchen floor!
Noodles, you need lickhab.
nothing stops a licky lou
Benny & Lily
think I've found my soul mate in you BOL! See http://bowiethesilky.blogspot.com/2011/02/after-chomp-chomp.html
\(^_^)/
Bowie
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