Friday, April 18, 2014

An Open Letter to the Easter Bunny

This is our SHARED haul from last year

Dear Mr. Bunny (or Ms. Bunny, if that is the case);
I just want you to know that I love and respect you. And I hope this year the weather is kind to you so you can get your job done quickly and efficiently.
While we are on the topic of your job, can I ask a small favor? Can I have MY OWN Easter Basket this year - like I used to pre-Molly? I am not really being selfish or anything. It is just that I now share my beds (granted, I have more than one); and I share all of my toys (okay. even though most are the ones I no longer care about); and my food (treats and kibble. . .sigh). Isn't it enough? Can't I have one thing that is MINE, Property of Noodles the Pug?
I promise I will do my best to achieve the following
  • quit air-licking for twenty minutes at a time.
  • quit nipping at the ankles of someone who makes me do something I don't want to do
  • quit charging after someone who stops me from doing something I want to do
  • quit behaving like a land shark around Molly's food bowl. It is HER food
  • quit rubbing my eye goop on unsuspecting Mommys
Whew! That is a long list. This is about as much as I can handle, Mr. (or Ms.) Easter Bunny. But I promise if I have a basket of GOODIES just for me, that I will do my best to adhere to it.
Your DEVOTED fan,
Noodles the Pug




Millie and Walter said...

Good luck with your Easter wish Noodles. Around here we share everything.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

WE hope that you DO get your OWN Basket. You deserve it... and Molly deserves HER own also. Just sayin.

Southern Fried Pugs said...

You definitely deserve your own basket. Even if the overall stuff is shared, it makes a difference when you get it in your own basket.
Good luck with those resolutions. We would never make it.

Two French Bulldogs said...

We are sure he is listening to your every word
Lily & Edward

Idaho PugRanch said...

Oh boy Noodles that is a lot to promise!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Anonymous said...

Hey, for that list we will get you a basket! Grins & Giggles

The Mad Scots

Frank The Tank said...

Noodles my sweetheart that is a very reasonable request to the Easter Bunny, you should have your own special Easter basket and not have to share with Miss Molly, your list of things that you will quit doing just to have your Easter basket made me roll around on the floor kicking my little Puggy legs all over because it sounds just like things I do, especially acting like a land shark, oh boy do I do this one a lot with anyone who has food! My hunt for said Easter bunny is going well, I don't think that he knows that I'm a Puggy and I have seen huge bunny foot prints around the country side in my village, I have seen half eaten carrots laying around on the floor too! Very interesting....
Love, Licks and Hoppy Easter to you and your family XxxxxxxxX said...

Hope you and your family had a good Easter, Noodles. I think your request is small considering all your are willing to give up (rubbing my eye goop on unsuspecting humans is something I enjoy as well). I hope the Easter Bunny agreed!