Monday, January 17, 2011

I DON'T do Sports - BAD or Otherwise


Let me make this perfectly clear to those of you who maybe weren't paying attention - I AM A PUG and as such I NAP ALL DAY!!!!! Sheesh!

This goes out to my Mommys as well - I DON'T do SPORTS - not even BAD ones. I am totally confused WHY I should then be entered into MANGO MINSTER 2011 as a BAD SPORT! Really? Not DIVA????
It seems more dignified and accurate for a Princess Pug like myself to be PERCEIVED as a DIVA!

Here are some examples of WHY my Mommys think I am a BAD SPORT (and MY EXPLANATIONS of what was REALLY going down).
   
YELLING AT OTHER DOGS(I only LOOK like I am yapping at Rocky! I truth I am telling him this funny joke about 2 Pekes and a Pitty . . . . . . . . . . .)




NOT SHARING(This is MY crate - MY safe haven and special place! Since when do I have to SHARE it with A CAT???????????)

UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT TO OPPOSING TEAMS(I was caught up in the moment of the 2010 MLB Playoffs! After all, I am a devoted SF Giants fan . . . . . . . . . . . . . )

HAAAARRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMPHHHHH!! SNORT!!
I STILL don't see how this makes me a BAD SPORT!


TeeHee
Hey Sunshine - enough ALREADY! That is MINE . . . .

2 comments:

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Noodles! BOL You are hysterical
Benny & Lily

Sandy said...

I do believe you have met all the requires for your category!