I DON'T do Sports - BAD or Otherwise

Let me make this perfectly clear to those of you who maybe weren't paying attention - I AM A PUG and as such I NAP ALL DAY!!!!! Sheesh!

This goes out to my Mommys as well - I DON'T do SPORTS - not even BAD ones. I am totally confused WHY I should then be entered into MANGO MINSTER 2011 as a BAD SPORT! Really? Not DIVA????

It seems more dignified and accurate for a Princess Pug like myself to be PERCEIVED as a DIVA!

Here are some examples of WHY my Mommys think I am a BAD SPORT (and MY EXPLANATIONS of what was REALLY going down).

   

YELLING AT OTHER DOGS

(I only LOOK like I am yapping at Rocky! I truth I am telling him this funny joke about 2 Pekes and a Pitty . . . . . . . . . . .)

NOT SHARING

(This is MY crate - MY safe haven and special place! Since when do I have to SHARE it with A CAT???????????)

UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT TO OPPOSING TEAMS

(I was caught up in the moment of the 2010 MLB Playoffs! After all, I am a devoted SF Giants fan . . . . . . . . . . . . . )

HAAAARRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMPHHHHH!! SNORT!!

I STILL don't see how this makes me a BAD SPORT!

TeeHee

Hey Sunshine - enough ALREADY! That is MINE . . . .