Wednesday, January 19, 2011

It is a P. H. FACTOR



Paris Hilton has a PUG
She’s oft’n  snapped giving him a HUG
A lil’ fawn DOGGY, with eyes that bugzee
I wonder if that is why she named him MUGSY
She takes him shopping on RODEO Drive
He TROTS and smiles at her side

Perez Hilton has a LabraDOODLE
He is kinda brown with hair like a Cup-A- NOODLE
His name is TEDDY and he’s  quite stylin’
If you don’t AGREE so, then you’d be lyin’
Cuz Teddy is quite a marvelous DOG
And just like ME, he has a BLOG

PeeWee Herman has NO DOG
Instead he has a TERRAdactyl
I only mention him beCLAWS
I needed to write another CLAUSE

9 comments:

Lori @ According to Gus said...

Stopping by from the Blog Hop. LOVE the poem!

The Teacher's Pets said...

I love that you featured Pee Wee Herman because he is one of my favorite silly men in the world. In fact, I went to see Pee Wee's Big Adventure at an independent theater a few weeks ago and forgot how funny that movie was! By the way, he does have a dog (in the movie, that is) and his name is SPECK! He has a huge yellow dog bowl...you should look him up...he is adorable!

Noodles said...

Yeah, I am a huge fan of his and recalled Speck from the movie but at his playhouse there was no dog. It was a funnier way to end the poem, too.
Love Noodles' Mommy

The Mama Monster said...

Hhehehe

Elyse and Riley said...

Nice poem, Noodles!! We've seen Perez Hilton's dog on Dogs 101.

Elyse and Riley

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

You're a poet AND a comedian! What talent! :D

Lavi said...

Hehe, that was a nice one, you've sure got a way with words.

Oh, and my story should get happier very soon (I think).

Pup Fan said...

Love the creativity! And the Pee Wee Herman reference made me smile. :)

Cooper and Lola said...

Noodles you should write a book of pawtry..You are good with the poems