Paris Hilton has a PUG
She’s oft’n snapped giving him a HUG
A lil’ fawn DOGGY, with eyes that bugzee
I wonder if that is why she named him MUGSY
She takes him shopping on RODEO Drive
He TROTS and smiles at her side
Perez Hilton has a LabraDOODLE
He is kinda brown with hair like a Cup-A- NOODLE
His name is TEDDY and he’s quite stylin’
If you don’t AGREE so, then you’d be lyin’
Cuz Teddy is quite a marvelous DOG
And just like ME, he has a BLOG
PeeWee Herman has NO DOG
Instead he has a TERRAdactyl
I only mention him beCLAWS
I needed to write another CLAUSE
9 comments:
Stopping by from the Blog Hop. LOVE the poem!
I love that you featured Pee Wee Herman because he is one of my favorite silly men in the world. In fact, I went to see Pee Wee's Big Adventure at an independent theater a few weeks ago and forgot how funny that movie was! By the way, he does have a dog (in the movie, that is) and his name is SPECK! He has a huge yellow dog bowl...you should look him up...he is adorable!
Yeah, I am a huge fan of his and recalled Speck from the movie but at his playhouse there was no dog. It was a funnier way to end the poem, too.
Love Noodles' Mommy
Hhehehe
Nice poem, Noodles!! We've seen Perez Hilton's dog on Dogs 101.
Elyse and Riley
You're a poet AND a comedian! What talent! :D
Hehe, that was a nice one, you've sure got a way with words.
Oh, and my story should get happier very soon (I think).
Love the creativity! And the Pee Wee Herman reference made me smile. :)
Noodles you should write a book of pawtry..You are good with the poems
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