Thursday, January 27, 2011

Up to Something

I KNEW my Mommy was  UP TO SOMETHING just after the NEW YEAR.

First of all, she got me some of my FAVORITEST food in the WHOLE wide world - chicken. Then she mixed it with a little rice, YUM, and fresh carrots. THEN she added some kibble - she never does this so I should have been suspicious right then and THERE!

Finally she added this PEANUT BUTTER writing spelling out D-I-V-A.

AND that was my DINNER!!!!!!
 HEAVEN!!!!!

The next day SHE CUT MY RATIONS by A LOT!!!!!
Then she THREW OUT all snacks!
THEN she TOSSED the PEANUT BUTTER!

It appears this PHOTO (and the scale reading 17.8 pounds) has caused me to be on a, OH I CAN"T SAY IT. . . . . . d-i-e-t.
Does this outfit make me look FAT or PHAT?

8 comments:

Benny and Lily said...

I have been trying to convince mom it's all muscle or more to love
Benny & Lily

Elyse and Riley said...

Uh oh, diets are no good! We think that outfit makes you look phat, not fat. What is your mom thinking?!

Elyse and Riley

Kristine said...

Definitely phat. Noodles, you're beautiful at any size, don't you know that?

Cooper and Lola said...

As my grandma always says. Girls are not fat they are Fluffy!

Vito and Gina said...

Ha ha ha! We love your "phat" picture! And if 17 pounds makes you "fat" then I'm in big trouble at 22! Shhhhhh!

Mmmmm, that food looks soooooo gooooood...

Later!
Vito

Marlene said...

Of course you look phat in that outfit!

Love, Marlene

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Totally phat, babe! Remind your mom that pugs are substantial doggies with a compact but muscular physique. They said so on the recent Eukanuba National Dog Show on the teevee, and you know they're not allowed to lie on teevee. Pugs were the biggest, heaviest and sturdiest of all the toy breeds. So you're supposed to look the way you do: round and proud!

Jed & Abby

Sandy said...

You are totally Phat...Little Emma at our house is totally Phat, too!