First of all, she got me some of my FAVORITEST food in the WHOLE wide world - chicken. Then she mixed it with a little rice, YUM, and fresh carrots. THEN she added some kibble - she never does this so I should have been suspicious right then and THERE!
Finally she added this PEANUT BUTTER writing spelling out D-I-V-A.
AND that was my DINNER!!!!!!
The next day SHE CUT MY RATIONS by A LOT!!!!!
Then she THREW OUT all snacks!
THEN she TOSSED the PEANUT BUTTER!
It appears this PHOTO (and the scale reading 17.8 pounds) has caused me to be on a, OH I CAN"T SAY IT. . . . . . d-i-e-t.
|Does this outfit make me look FAT or PHAT?|