First of all, she got me some of my FAVORITEST food in the WHOLE wide world - chicken. Then she mixed it with a little rice, YUM, and fresh carrots. THEN she added some kibble - she never does this so I should have been suspicious right then and THERE!
Finally she added this PEANUT BUTTER writing spelling out D-I-V-A.
AND that was my DINNER!!!!!!
HEAVEN!!!!!
The next day SHE CUT MY RATIONS by A LOT!!!!!
Then she THREW OUT all snacks!
THEN she TOSSED the PEANUT BUTTER!
It appears this PHOTO (and the scale reading 17.8 pounds) has caused me to be on a, OH I CAN"T SAY IT. . . . . . d-i-e-t.
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| Does this outfit make me look FAT or PHAT? |
8 comments:
I have been trying to convince mom it's all muscle or more to love
Benny & Lily
Uh oh, diets are no good! We think that outfit makes you look phat, not fat. What is your mom thinking?!
Elyse and Riley
Definitely phat. Noodles, you're beautiful at any size, don't you know that?
As my grandma always says. Girls are not fat they are Fluffy!
Ha ha ha! We love your "phat" picture! And if 17 pounds makes you "fat" then I'm in big trouble at 22! Shhhhhh!
Mmmmm, that food looks soooooo gooooood...
Later!
Vito
Of course you look phat in that outfit!
Love, Marlene
Totally phat, babe! Remind your mom that pugs are substantial doggies with a compact but muscular physique. They said so on the recent Eukanuba National Dog Show on the teevee, and you know they're not allowed to lie on teevee. Pugs were the biggest, heaviest and sturdiest of all the toy breeds. So you're supposed to look the way you do: round and proud!
Jed & Abby
You are totally Phat...Little Emma at our house is totally Phat, too!
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