Thursday, September 1, 2011

Nuttin' Honey

Sooooo . . . I was sitting around thinking of NOTHING - no, really, I was thinking of NOTHING - when my Mommy came up to me and said

"Hey Noodles, I need your advice."

I looked her in my totally BLANK I-don't-know- what- the-HOOPLA- you-are-saying way; CUZ really, I WAS sitting there thinking of NOTHING and she distracted me! Duh!
But I let her continue while I tilted my head interestedly and feigned understanding . . .

"So, Noodles, I was cleaning out your room and noticed Sock Monkey is getting a little raggedy. . ."

WHOA! I yelped! You DID NOT just say something about my Sock Monkey, did you? Don't be DISRESPECTING my SM - I just got him into perfect shape - softer here. . . less full there. . . a tickly fringe on the bottom . . . 

"No! I did not mean any disrespect at all, Noodles," Mommy backtracked. "It was just that. . . Hmmmmmm . . . maybe this is not a good time . . ."

Got THAT right Mommy-Dearest!

I turned away from her, gazed off into the distance and . . . NOTHING. Soooooo. . . I was sitting around thinking of . . .



Sabrina PugTails said...

Silly Mommy should know better than to disturb your deep thought with distressing suggestions about your Sock Monkey!

Stewey said...

Poor Noodles - how could your mommy interrupt your thoughts of nothingness. The nerve, I tell you!
Why don't you join me in the safari?

Corbin said...

Ut oh... I hope she doesn't have future "plans" for your sock monkey!

Benny and Lily said...

They get so nutty at times! We should throw away there stuff
Benny & Lily

MochiMachoMarshmallow said...

Hi Noodles.
Don't mommies know not to touch our things???
I tried to think about nothingness but my tummy kept food in my thought.


Payton said...

Oh no! Noodles, I'd keep a close eye on your Sock Monkey if I were you!

Barbara said...

Noodles, I think your momma has plans for your sock monkey....

Tessa the Maltese said...

Well, as long as your Mom is not chewin on your sock monkey I think all is ok.

woos, Tessa

Oskar said...

Whew, things almost got crazy over there. She should know better than to mess with your special things.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar said...

Hide the sock monkey now, Noodles! Don't wait until it's too late. -Love, Sid

Suki said...

Hi Noodles,

Oh Noooo! If I were you, I would sleep with one eye open.


Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Noodles.. if I were you,,,,
I would be hiding that sock monkey!
Hide it very good!

Dana Orsborn said...

Hi Noodles!

Daisy and I hope you have a nice Labor Day
weekend! Make sure you guard your sock
monkey hehe.

-Dana & Daisy

Meredith LeBlanc said...

I agree, hide sock monkey ASAP!

Meredith & Scarlet

Vito and Gina said...

Noodles I am so glad you nipped that right in the bud!! Your Mommy must have lost her mind for a minute! Happy sock monkey snuggling!