Thursday, September 1, 2011
Sooooo . . . I was sitting around thinking of NOTHING - no, really, I was thinking of NOTHING - when my Mommy came up to me and said
"Hey Noodles, I need your advice."
I looked her in my totally BLANK I-don't-know- what- the-HOOPLA- you-are-saying way; CUZ really, I WAS sitting there thinking of NOTHING and she distracted me! Duh!
But I let her continue while I tilted my head interestedly and feigned understanding . . .
"So, Noodles, I was cleaning out your room and noticed Sock Monkey is getting a little raggedy. . ."
"No! I did not mean any disrespect at all, Noodles," Mommy backtracked. "It was just that. . . Hmmmmmm . . . maybe this is not a good time . . ."
Got THAT right Mommy-Dearest!
I turned away from her, gazed off into the distance and . . . NOTHING. Soooooo. . . I was sitting around thinking of . . .