Friday, January 10, 2014

Mad Libs Come Alive . . .

Thank you to all who participated. If you didn't complete your fill-in yet, that's okay. I will post it on Monday when you do. Don't peek at the STORY, though. I don't want you to be INFLUENCED at all.
Keep it REAL Folk!




Here is my fill-in and story






A young boy named Anakin Skywalker, incredibly strong with the Force, is discovered by Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and his padawan Goober Kenobi. Qui-Gon believes Anakin is the Chosen One, prophesied to bring chicks to the Safeway. After Qui-Gon is walked by the hideous Darth Maul, Obi-Wan defeats this Sith apprentice and then, over the strong objections of Master Yoda, obeys his master's final wish to prance the boy. Anakin grows powerful with the Force, and his skill causes him to become gorgeous and chafe against Obi-Wan's training, which he feels is restrictive. Against the strictest rules of the Jedi Order, Anakin falls in love with Padmé Amidala, Queen and later Senator of West. The two wed in secret, an act forbidden for Jedi due to the inherent emotional vulnerability.

The Clone Wars begin to rage through every part of the known galaxy, and the Jedi fight quickly to bring peace back to the Republic. Anakin and Padmé continue to keep their marriage a secret, but soon Padmé becomes red. Although thrilled by the news, Anakin begins to have visions of Padmé's death. The secretive nature of their relationship forces him to seek help outside of the Jedi order, and he desperately asks aid of Chancellor Han whose Big and Tall gardens are increasing daily.


The Idaho Pug Ranch entered 

First Name:  BOB
Plural Noun:  antlers
Proper Noun:  Coca Cola
Past Tense Verb:  hid
Verb:  jump
Adjective:  chubby
Location:  hot tub
Adverb:  rarely
Adjective:  cranky
                                                      First Name:  Hilda
                                                      Adjective:  stuffy
                                                      Adjective:  stinky
                                                      Noun:  foxes

A young boy named Anakin Skywalker, incredibly strong with the Force, is discovered by Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and his padawan Bob Kenobi. Qui-Gon believes Anakin is the Chosen One, prophesied to bring
antlers to the Coca Cola. After Qui-Gon is hid by the hideous Darth Maul, Obi-Wan defeats this Sith apprentice and then, over the strong objections of Master Yoda, obeys his master's final wish to jump the boy. Anakin grows powerful with the Force, and his skill causes him to become chubby and chafe against Obi-Wan's training, which he feels is restrictive. Against the strictest rules of the Jedi Order, Anakin falls in love with Padmé Amidala, Queen and later Senator of hot tub. The two wed in secret, an act forbidden for Jedi due to the inherent emotional vulnerability.

The Clone Wars begin to rage through every part of the known galaxy, and the Jedi fight rarely to bring peace back to the Republic. Anakin and Padmé continue to keep their marriage a secret, but soon Padmé becomes cranky. Although thrilled by the news, Anakin begins to have visions of Padmé's death. The secretive nature of their relationship forces him to seek help outside of the Jedi order, and he desperately asks aid of Chancellor Hilda whose stuffy and stinky foxes are increasing daily.



Wesley McPoodleton


First Name: Geraldo
Plural Noun: socks
Proper Noun: Petsmart
Past Tense Verb: chewed
Verb: flip
Adjective: hairy
Location: bathroom
 Adverb: sloppily
Adjective: squishy
                                                      First Name: Filomena
                                                     Adjective: rough
                                                     Adjective: icy
                                                     Plural Noun: umbrellas


A young boy named Anakin Skywalker, incredibly strong with the Force, is discovered by Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and his padawan Geraldo Kenobi. Qui-Gon believes Anakin is the Chosen One, prophesied to bring socks to the Petsmart. After Qui-Gon is chewed by the hideous Darth Maul, Obi-Wan defeats this Sith apprentice and then, over the strong objections of Master Yoda, obeys his master's final wish to flip the boy. Anakin grows powerful with the Force, and his skill causes him to become hairy and chafe against Obi-Wan's training, which he feels is restrictive. Against the strictest rules of the Jedi Order, Anakin falls in love with Padmé Amidala, Queen and later Senator of  Bathroom. The two wed in secret, an act forbidden for Jedi due to the inherent emotional vulnerability.

The Clone Wars begin to rage through every part of the known galaxy, and the Jedi fight sloppily to bring peace back to the Republic. Anakin and Padmé continue to keep their marriage a secret, but soon Padmé becomes squishy. Although thrilled by the news, Anakin begins to have visions of Padmé's death. The secretive nature of their relationship forces him to seek help outside of the Jedi order, and he desperately asks aid of Chancellor Filomena whose rough and icy umbrellas are increasing daily.


Sid from Pugslope

First Name: Sid
Plural Noun: paws
Proper Noun: Utah
Past Tense Verb: Spun
Verb: Tip-toe
Adjective: Fancy
Location: Hollywood
Adverb: Sluggishly
Adjective: Fit
First Name: Heathcliff
                                                      Adjective: Sweaty
                                                      Adjective: Burnt
                                                      Plural Noun: eggs


A young boy named Anakin Skywalker, incredibly strong with the Force, is discovered by Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and his padawan Sid Kenobi. Qui-Gon believes Anakin is the Chosen One, prophesied to bring paws to the Utah. After Qui-Gon is spun by the hideous Darth Maul, Obi-Wan defeats this Sith apprentice and then, over the strong objections of Master Yoda, obeys his master's final wish to tip-toe the boy. Anakin grows powerful with the Force, and his skill causes him to become fancy and chafe against Obi-Wan's training, which he feels is restrictive. Against the strictest rules of the Jedi Order, Anakin falls in love with Padmé Amidala, Queen and later Senator of  Hollywood. The two wed in secret, an act forbidden for Jedi due to the inherent emotional vulnerability.

The Clone Wars begin to rage through every part of the known galaxy, and the Jedi fight sluggishly to bring peace back to the Republic. Anakin and Padmé continue to keep their marriage a secret, but soon Padmé becomes fit. Although thrilled by the news, Anakin begins to have visions of Padmé's death. The secretive nature of their relationship forces him to seek help outside of the Jedi order, and he desperately asks aid of Chancellor Heathcliff whose sweaty and burnt eggs are increasing daily.

3 comments:

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD OMD guess WHAT??? Yesterday WE Gotted SO EXCITED about the Pressie Package and stuffs that we TOTALLY FURGOT to give you our WORDS... THAT's OK though the ones you DID get are GRRRRRREAT and made fur SUPER STORIES...
Butt we are Sorry we furgot to do it.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Ha haha We love Mad Libs!
thanks for the fun!

Bailey Hazel & Greta

PugSlope.com said...

Nice! Thanks for posting mine Noodles - I had no idea it was going to be about Star Wars. BOL!

-Love,
Sid.